DOD300: She'll Do It If You Want To

Can I tell you the devil's bargain that has entered my life?

Yeah.

It's a man, a sexual beacon named Jimmy.

Okay.

Jimmy's the greatest contractor that's ever lived or ever will live.

He texts you back like a friend, like you're in a permanent conversation.

No, you text your buddy.

Is that your age back? Text you back, can give you availability next day, maybe two days.

Okay, what's the catch? Works constantly.

Catch is, here's the catch.

He is.

Child molester.

quintuple nope i

wouldn't give a shit

about you oh my goodness i've forgiven so much worse than that no he is quintuple the price of anybody else okay quintuple the price of anybody else sold yeah but here's the thing you think that but it's for everything you'd be like shower door is a little loose he'd be like yeah 900 bucks yeah

Wow.

This guy's a genius.

He's like, what are you going to do? Call somebody else? This guy's a fucking genius.

I've been thinking this for five years.

Ever since COVID or whatever it was, I don't know if it's different regionally, but at a certain point, every contractor in the world died or decided they don't do anything anymore.

And so I've been thinking from the beginning.

I was like, how hard is it? Can I become a contractor? Like, how hard is that? You know? Because to do this exact thing that this genius is doing.

Yep.

He has the market.

And I will tell you, his schedule... 200 bucks.

Can I tell you the devil's bargain that has entered my life?

Yeah.

It's a man, a sexual beacon named Jimmy.

Okay.

Jimmy's the greatest contractor that's ever lived or ever will live.

He texts you back like a friend, like you're in a permanent conversation.

No, you text your buddy.

Is that your age back? Text you back, can give you availability next day, maybe two days.

Okay, what's the catch? Works constantly.

Catch is, here's the catch.

He is.

Child molester.

quintuple nope i

wouldn't give a shit

about you oh my goodness i've forgiven so much worse than that no he is quintuple the price of anybody else okay quintuple the price of anybody else sold yeah but here's the thing you think that but it's for everything you'd be like shower door is a little loose he'd be like yeah 900 bucks yeah

Wow.

This guy's a genius.

He's like, what are you going to do? Call somebody else? This guy's a fucking genius.

I've been thinking this for five years.

Ever since COVID or whatever it was, I don't know if it's different regionally, but at a certain point, every contractor in the world died or decided they don't do anything anymore.

And so I've been thinking from the beginning.

I was like, how hard is it? Can I become a contractor? Like, how hard is that? You know? Because to do this exact thing that this genius is doing.

Yep.

He has the market.

And I will tell you, his schedule... 200 bucks.