Episode 97: Freemasons.

It's funny.

So I shaved today, right? And I was like, I haven't shaved in like a week.

So it was pretty furry.

And I was like, maybe I should just go back to a beard, you know? Fuck it, I'll shave one more time.

And so I did and it was like, oh, it actually turned out pretty good.

And I had my other pair of blue light glasses on, the horn rim ones.

And I was playing a game and went and used the bathroom and I'm standing there washing my hands and I looked in the mirror and I was like, I look like Colonel fucking Sanders.

Hold on, I'll show you.

11 herbs and spices.

Yeah, you look like a young fucking old colonel.

Something wrong with his medulla oblongata.

Something wrong with your medulla oblongata, Colonel

Sanders.

You know why alligators are so angry? So yeah, I was just like, oh my god, I'm definitely going back to a beard.

Yeah.

It is, you're very sharp today, very sharp.

Like, uh...

I had to re-hone my straight razor skills for this.

I was, yeah, I was, when we were talking on that last one, I was looking at those and I was just kind of wondering, it's got to be a straight razor.

Yeah.

I used to do it with like a regular like Bic style, but once you start using a straight razor, like there's no going back.

Yeah.

Because you're just manly as fuck.

Just like...

Yeah, I would get like a massive one just to be fucking...

You like see me using a regular size one, you pull out with a bigger one, then I get an even bigger one, before you know it, I've got one of these.

Ah, fuck! I've got to go to shave, cut my fucking

shoulder

off,

like.

Eleven

herbs and spices, anyway.

Doctor? Doctor.

We

got

some doctorin' to do.

Continuation with the last one.

I mean, in the doctoral practice, you have to kind of just turn, finger every crevice, you know, unfold every little...

You gotta get all up

in everything.

I like how you did the Secret Service here.

It was perfect.

I was getting my orders.

Yeah.