Nintendo Good? Nintendo Good.

Nintendo's really dominating the playfield these days.

Let's go through the joys and the cons.

That's cute.

Oh, you got that! Oh, that's so good! Hey, Peter, have you ever seen Toy Story? I have.

What do you think would happen to Amiibo?

Kill me.

I recently received two items at Summer Game Fest, and I can't decide which one is more embarrassing to use out in public.

This Call of Duty glasses cleaner or this Nintendo Switch 2 glasses cleaner.

Hey, Peter, what are you having today? Oh, me? I'm having just a little side of Metroid Prime 4 Beyond.

Ooh, I think I'm digging into this Xenoblade Chronicles Definitive Edition Nintendo Switch 2 Edition.

Oh, bon appetit.

Bon appetit.

Oh, you didn't do it.

You copped out.

I did my whole tongue.

What part do you think of Kirby you eat? The whole thing.

No, not the feet.

Not the feet? Not the feet.

Okay.

In Democratic primaries across the country, members of DSA are sweeping the elections.

Huge win.

Much like how in the console wars, Nintendo...

Is there a stronger contender for Gamer 9-11 than when Sony announced

they were dropping physical games?

Bro, no. That's it.

I've seen people activate it in a way that I find to be concerning.

You're getting dressed for a first

date.

Okay.

You must, on this date, wear a black t-shirt with a large Nintendo character printed on the front.

Who do you choose that would ensure the highest degree of success on your date? Oh, man.

Who's like in the meta as good at Smash? Fox.

No.

No? No.

Okay,

okay.

How do you feel when somebody wears like a wolf shirt?

Okay, that's true.

And now you're telling me, you're giving me...

Yeah, yeah, I'm not showing

up.

This is Fox from the Mario Galaxy movie.

Oh, gosh, and that's no good.

Yeah, I think that would be pretty bad.

Oh, man.

I mean, is...

I'm going to say Samus in Metroid Dread...

She looks cool.

She looks cool.

Mysterious.

I'm trying to give off cool.

Okay.

What's your good answer,

Jake? What's on your shirt? Okay, so from the Metroid franchise.

Well, if I'm

going on a date with this honey, then they know the Metroid Dread, obviously.

The answer is simple.

Luigi.

That's actually

a really good answer.

For you, Luigi.

I am sick and tired.

of this issue going underrepresented that affects all men above the age of 45.

You know, I'm glad you're saying something, Jake.

I really do think that, you know, colon cancer is something that men disproportionately struggle with.

And it is not, you know, I think, discussed in the way that it probably should be.

While that is an important issue.

Oh, you had something

else? Yeah, I was thinking of Joy-Con drift.

I think gyro aiming is ruining all of my relationships.

Do you think Mario is happy?

Can anyone who's always on the run be truly happy? Are all of the Inklings

kids? I think Peter Pan's situation.

Okay.

That's troubling.

If all Inklings are kids, does that mean Inklings never kiss? I

mean, kids kiss.

I don't want to be there for that, though.

No. There's some DeviantArt pages I'm sure I can recommend to you if that's what you're looking for.

But like, we know the salmonids are kissing.

Oh, for sure.

Sloppy, sloppy

kiss.

They don't like eat Pokemon, do they? Or is that a thing?

Oh, they definitely eat Pokemon.

Oh, they do? Oh, yeah.

You go to the towns and there's a little item when it's called the Toro steak or something.

Really? Oh, they're much taller.

They're much down.

Insane.

Yeah.

What do you think Hitmonchan tastes like? Good.

Like, dude.

So you think they'll announce the Nintendo Switch 2 Pro soon?

I can't do this anymore.