Oct 30, 2026 · 31 min · 10 segments
Couch And Coffee Table present an episode from the radio series The Witch's Tale. The Witch's Tale presents their adaptation of Frankenstein. This episode aired on August 3, 1931.
Michael PerryHostI'm coming, I'm coming.
Don't break the door down.
Who is it?
Oh, just a minute.
Oh, good evening, Madame Moritz.
Good evening.
Raining cats and dogs.
Step inside so I can close this door.
Yes, Madame Moritz.
You're letting that wet umbrella drip all over my clean floor.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Oh, you men of science.
I suppose I should be used to such carelessness after keeping house for Victor Frankenstein.
Oh, he's a very young scientist, Madame Moritz.
Just wait until he reaches my age.
You make me shudder.
Where
is our Victor? In his laboratory?
Is he ever anywhere else? Doesn't even come out for his meals anymore.
What is he doing in there, Professor, that he's so mysterious about?
I don't know any more than you do.
Our Victor is a genius, and genius shares its secrets with no one.
I'm coming, I'm coming.
Don't break the door down.
Who is it?
Oh, just a minute.
Oh, good evening, Madame Moritz.
Good evening.
Raining cats and dogs.
Step inside so I can close this door.
Yes, Madame Moritz.
You're letting that wet umbrella drip all over my clean floor.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Oh, you men of science.
I suppose I should be used to such carelessness after keeping house for Victor Frankenstein.
Oh, he's a very young scientist, Madame Moritz.
Just wait until he reaches my age.
You make me shudder.
Where
is our Victor? In his laboratory?
Is he ever anywhere else? Doesn't even come out for his meals anymore.
What is he doing in there, Professor, that he's so mysterious about?
I don't know any more than you do.
Our Victor is a genius, and genius shares its secrets with no one.
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