I Got A Utah Prescription... To Wank?

And we're back.

And we're

back.

Can I point out that I try to wear, not wear white shirts over, wear the whites over my nipple because I have like pointy nipples.

And I thought this shirt would- You do! They're always like this.

Do you have, okay, do you have sensitive nipples? No.

You don't? No.

You get nothing from nipples? Nothing.

Does Jason have sensitive nipples? This feels like kind of private.

It

is.

No, I have really sensitive nipples.

Like really sensitive.

Stop! And this is Confessions.

Welcome to Confessions of Mormon Boy.

We used to be Mormon.

And we used to be boys.

And now we're nasty little

creatures of the dark.

I thought you were going to say we're no longer Mormon.

I should have.

We need to polish up that.

We'll work on it.

If you have any thoughts on how we can have some fun, polish up this intro.

We're just still so open and we'd like the idea of like co-creating with people

listening.

Organically.