133: You Conduit Live in Toronto

I mean

Yeah, there's no like-

It doesn't say volume on it.

It's probably in French is, is the problem.

[laughs]

It's not volume.

Oh.

[laughs]

[laughs]

Well, and, and like we didn't turn it down, so like why would you think? [laughs]

I wonder when it stopped.

Oh, if it like reset it?

Oh.

Oh, that could be.

Okay, so-

That's embarrassing.

Yeah.

[laughs]

You remember how I...

So for those that have been in the show long enough, I, I told y'all that like I have a medical condition to where like I can't laugh too hard.

[laughs] Otherwise, I pass out.

[laughs]

Try to push pause it.

Yeah.

Oh, good.

The, the like volume, le volume, and like I think that's just what it is in French.

[laughs]

I about hit the floor.

[laughs]

[laughs] So it really is the last show.

[laughs] Oh, my God.

[laughs] You haven't died yet.

That's what I tell everybody else.

Usually, it's like the first time it happens it's really scary, and then every time after that it's just hilarious.

[laughs]

I mean, just fall that way so you don't hit your head-

Yeah.

Oh, no

... or break my phone.

No, we have, we have the protocol.

It's like you just lay on the ground flat, and then like 10 seconds you just get up later, and it's, it's fine.

Oh, okay.

No, it's f- it's like I'm fine.

Yes.

Look, you just need to sit in the beanbag.

Okay.

And the more we talk about it, the more, the funnier it gets.

[laughs]

[laughs]

Therefore-

Absolutely

... perpetuating the-

Yeah.

Absolutely

So someone asked me, like, "Do you ever get nervous when you're about to speak on stage?" And I, and I always answer, like, "I mean, I have been afraid I was gonna pass out once or twice," but it wasn't from nerves.

It was just from like these awkward moments that happen.

So like that's, that is like a very real fear that I have, and now that Elaine knows that I feel like I'm gonna get volunteered to do more MC-ing.

[laughs]

I'm so glad you're here, Elaine.

I'm so glad you're here.

[laughs]

PyCon US in Long Beach is gonna be like, "Jay, I need you to go like be the chair for this room." [laughs]

Last minute.

Just because-

It's next episode.

Yeah.

Oh, my gosh.

Yes.

Please record it.

I would like a video, please.

[laughs]

I mean, there are plenty of videos.

[laughs]

I know, and I want more.

The lightning talks this year were really good.

They were really good, and that was, that was-

But did you pass out in any?

N-

That's the video I want

... no, but it was, it was bas-

He was knocked out

Okay.

Yeah, it was me giving like pun segues for like an hour.

Nice.

Which was fun.

Yeah, Jay, in, in the beanbag.

In the beanbag.

Let's go.

Woo! As it should be.

So yeah, we're in the pre-show right now.