Jun 1, 2026 · 1 hr 16 min · 12 segments
This week the gang talks about how swamp it is in swamp town, and then we talk about the crime of the millennium.....falcon...Lego sets A podcast for silly people, who cannot stand it, but must…
Today's the 31st.
I need to scroll up to the fucking 24th.
Uh-huh.
Ugh.
Pride's gonna be wild this year, I feel like.
[laughs]
So I have some...
I, I actually... [laughs] I have a thing I wanna talk about with Pride.
[laughs]
Yeah, sure.
There's two things I wanna talk about m- for sure.
Um, three things.
One, I wanna talk about, uh, this stupid fucking Lego video.
[laughs]
Uh-huh.
That leads into my, uh, conspiracy theory about Mormons.
Mm-hmm.
And-
Uh-huh
...
Oh, I know, but there's some things I need to talk about because all three of us have experience with what I'm going to talk about.
[laughs]
Sure.
Perfect.
I love it.
Uh, I, I have no, I have no real agenda.
Uh, I have not been super news-heavy this week.
I mean, talking about, talking about the Lego thing I think is maybe one of the most important things to talk about.
Um-
Sure
... well, it's one of the more engaging...
It's one of the most engaging things to talk about.
Yeah.
Oh my God.
Here, let's see.
We're gonna get married with the Lego.
Here, here you can...
You can throw this on the, um, you can throw this on at the end.
Yep
...
I saw that.
Um, every single member of the Trump cabinet said or did something that was so vehemently terrible that in any other fucking presidency it would've been immediate grounds for sh- public shunning.
And instead-
Yeah
...
instead we're just moving forward like nothing happened.
Yep.
That's the news.
That's the actual news this week.
Yep.
[laughs] No, but other than that, we're 95% of the wa- of the way there.
But don't-
Don't worry about it oil market.
We're ex-
Don't worry about it
... we're 95%, we're, we're almost there, just like we won last week, and the week before, and the week before.
The week before.
And the week before.
We're 95, we're 95%-
And the week before
...
the way there, like a, um, ins- installation in the mid 2000s is 95% way there, in that it could take six minutes, it could take three days.
Mm-hmm.
Who could s-
We're 95, we're 95% of the way there in the same way that you can finish 95% of your essay the night before.
Um, is that gonna get a high grade the next day? It remains to be seen, but you can do that.
As we all know, the Trump administration says C's get degrees for global peace.
Mm-hmm.
We're 95%.
Uh, we're 95% of the way there, the same way that...
Hold on.
No, no, no, I have it.
[laughs]
Fuck, and A- Astrid's making faces and it's distracting me, [laughs] and I fucking lost it.
[laughs]
Mm-hmm.
We're-
What else? What else?
... it's that last 5% that changes everything.
[laughs]
What else? What else?
We're 95%.
What else?
We're 95 to the pers- we're 95% of the way there, just like you the audience are 95% way to coming, which is you're not getting there any time today if I have a say about it.
Five, four.
Four.
Five.
Four.
Four.
Four.
Three.
Four.
Four.
Four.
Four.
[laughs]
Which one should we do now?
I think, um-
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