Aug 30, 2026 · 18 min · 7 segments
Send powdered milk here Blip and Blop, the tiny alien entities, swoops by with news. A captain asks for a favour, and the ukulele sounds just right…
So I worked up some courage and I installed a CCTV down in the basement to keep an eye on the red door.
Maybe not courage is the right word.
I was so scared when I did it, I forgot to turn it on.
So I had to go back down and actually turn it on.
I swear I worked faster than Joshua's faster than light travel device or the galactic obeyer or the go sometimes.
So far though, there has been no movement, at least that I know of.
I haven't been looking at the camera, at the screen every second of every minute of every hour of every day, but when I have, the door has been closed, which is good.
I also didn't think to install a microphone, so I have no idea if the hammering on the door has stopped.
It might be going on still or it might have stopped.
I don't know.
But then again, if a tree falls over in the woods and all that.
I might have a microphone to spare actually somewhere.
So I think that's my next task.
I just have to conjure up more courage to do so, which might take a while.
I also locked the door down to the basement and I installed four new padlocks on it.
You can't be sure enough in this case.
So at the moment, there are two beings living on each of our side of a set of doors that cannot be opened from the opposite side.
However, unlike the Cold War of the equator, I do not have thermonuclear warheads tucked away, ready to fire at the drop of a hat.
And I genuinely hope that whatever is behind the red door, it doesn't have one either.
That would be not good.
So yeah, that's the status of the whole ordeal.
And I hope there will be no development anytime soon or that Thomas Green gets back on track soon as I reckon he is equipped by experience to deal with it.
As I've said before, when I first met him, actually met him, the door, the red door was wide open.
So he probably has got an idea of what's behind it.
So I worked up some courage and I installed a CCTV down in the basement to keep an eye on the red door.
Maybe not courage is the right word.
I was so scared when I did it, I forgot to turn it on.
So I had to go back down and actually turn it on.
I swear I worked faster than Joshua's faster than light travel device or the galactic obeyer or the go sometimes.
So far though, there has been no movement, at least that I know of.
I haven't been looking at the camera, at the screen every second of every minute of every hour of every day, but when I have, the door has been closed, which is good.
I also didn't think to install a microphone, so I have no idea if the hammering on the door has stopped.
It might be going on still or it might have stopped.
I don't know.
But then again, if a tree falls over in the woods and all that.
I might have a microphone to spare actually somewhere.
So I think that's my next task.
I just have to conjure up more courage to do so, which might take a while.
I also locked the door down to the basement and I installed four new padlocks on it.
You can't be sure enough in this case.
So at the moment, there are two beings living on each of our side of a set of doors that cannot be opened from the opposite side.
However, unlike the Cold War of the equator, I do not have thermonuclear warheads tucked away, ready to fire at the drop of a hat.
And I genuinely hope that whatever is behind the red door, it doesn't have one either.
That would be not good.
So yeah, that's the status of the whole ordeal.
And I hope there will be no development anytime soon or that Thomas Green gets back on track soon as I reckon he is equipped by experience to deal with it.
As I've said before, when I first met him, actually met him, the door, the red door was wide open.
So he probably has got an idea of what's behind it.
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