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Cold Brew Got Me Like

Cold Brew Got Me Like

Episode 231: Caught in the Closed Fist of the Bean

Aug 11, 2026 · 2 hr 10 min · 17 segments

Sen. Bill Cassidy cries as he announces his support for Todd Blanche. ALSO: "This is Coffee" (1961). PLUS: The Loading Dock Report - cloning people in poodle skirts - and a song of the week from John…

Sen. Bill Cassidy cries as he announces his support for Todd Blanche. ALSO: "This is Coffee" (1961). PLUS: The Loading Dock Report - cloning people in poodle skirts - and a song of the week from John Cale!! John Cale - "Dead or Alive": https://youtu.be/dPcPIMRwsis?si=FGpKivu0\_b3tXiLr "This Is Coffee" (1961): https://youtu.be/DxWdjdJW3TI?si=JWWHsDQlSfu9GJ8m Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com

Sen. Bill Cassidy cries as he announces his support for Todd Blanche. ALSO: "This is Coffee" (1961). PLUS: The Loading Dock Report - cloning people in poodle skirts - and a song of the week from John…

Speakers: Chris CroftonHostGreg CroftonHost

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Top entities: Andy Ogles×14 Donald Trump×27 Dave Cloud×10 Bill Cassidy×27 Mark Zuckerberg×8

Welcome and Patreon Updates0:13 – 1:22

C

Chris CroftonHost

0:13

Hello and welcome to Cold Brew Got Me Like, episode 231.

C

Chris CroftonHost

0:20

And I actually did put up the other episode on Patreon.

C

Chris CroftonHost

0:25

Great.

C

Chris CroftonHost

0:26

Yeah, I'm fucking kicking ass

Greg CroftonHost

0:30

over here

C

Chris CroftonHost

0:33

at

Greg CroftonHost

0:34

Cold Brew

C

Chris CroftonHost

0:37

headquarters.

C

Chris CroftonHost

0:37

So...

C

Chris CroftonHost

0:43

Yeah.

C

Chris CroftonHost

0:45

So that shows up on Patreon.

C

Chris CroftonHost

0:49

And, man, two shows ago now, well, it's the show that just got put up.

C

Chris CroftonHost

0:56

I found the best coffee review from, like, 2009.

C

Chris CroftonHost

1:02

2009.

C

Chris CroftonHost

1:05

On YouTube, it's some guy who was going to review a different K-Cup every day.

C

Chris CroftonHost

1:11

Right.

C

Chris CroftonHost

1:12

For like a year or something.

C

Chris CroftonHost

1:17

But I can't find it again because of AI.

C

Chris CroftonHost

1:20

Like, you can't...

C

Chris CroftonHost

1:22

AI...

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Welcome and Patreon Updates0:13 – 1:22

C

Chris CroftonHost

0:13

Hello and welcome to Cold Brew Got Me Like, episode 231.

C

Chris CroftonHost

0:20

And I actually did put up the other episode on Patreon.

C

Chris CroftonHost

0:25

Great.

C

Chris CroftonHost

0:26

Yeah, I'm fucking kicking ass

Greg CroftonHost

0:30

over here

C

Chris CroftonHost

0:33

at

Greg CroftonHost

0:34

Cold Brew

C

Chris CroftonHost

0:37

headquarters.

C

Chris CroftonHost

0:37

So...

C

Chris CroftonHost

0:43

Yeah.

C

Chris CroftonHost

0:45

So that shows up on Patreon.

C

Chris CroftonHost

0:49

And, man, two shows ago now, well, it's the show that just got put up.

C

Chris CroftonHost

0:56

I found the best coffee review from, like, 2009.

C

Chris CroftonHost

1:02

2009.

C

Chris CroftonHost

1:05

On YouTube, it's some guy who was going to review a different K-Cup every day.

C

Chris CroftonHost

1:11

Right.

C

Chris CroftonHost

1:12

For like a year or something.

C

Chris CroftonHost

1:17

But I can't find it again because of AI.

C

Chris CroftonHost

1:20

Like, you can't...

C

Chris CroftonHost

1:22

AI...