Jul 9, 2026 · 4 min · 4 segments
This character has grown through the years and I still do him from time to time. This is from several years ago and I have added a little to the ending. The beginning part can be heard also on this…
Brian T. ShirleyHostWhy, unhand me, sir.
Remove these shackles at once.
We're only forced to make a report in your space.
There must be some sort of misunderstanding.
I had no idea that that white powdery substance was an illegal intoxicant.
Well, I was bitter stunned, said Fowler, as it ascertained its various properties, if you're curious.
And that fine young lady right there was simply helping me in the identification process.
So I reimbursed her for her time.
And actually, Being a smart bitch and she is, she suggested she remove her clothes because they would interfere with her olfactory system.
Her sense is bad, you understand.
And being a fine southern gentleman I am, I'll remove my clothes as well.
Now, as for the chimpanzee...
I assure you, I have no idea where he came from.
I believe he must have escaped from some sort of driving circus.
He's seeking passage back to his homeland.
He's very jittery.
because of the cocaine.
Why, unhand me, sir.
Remove these shackles at once.
We're only forced to make a report in your space.
There must be some sort of misunderstanding.
I had no idea that that white powdery substance was an illegal intoxicant.
Well, I was bitter stunned, said Fowler, as it ascertained its various properties, if you're curious.
And that fine young lady right there was simply helping me in the identification process.
So I reimbursed her for her time.
And actually, Being a smart bitch and she is, she suggested she remove her clothes because they would interfere with her olfactory system.
Her sense is bad, you understand.
And being a fine southern gentleman I am, I'll remove my clothes as well.
Now, as for the chimpanzee...
I assure you, I have no idea where he came from.
I believe he must have escaped from some sort of driving circus.
He's seeking passage back to his homeland.
He's very jittery.
because of the cocaine.
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