Ep 148 - Detroit Deep Dive

Thank you.

oh

my god hey yo the button she's been hit

oh shit

i pressed it damn

she announced her presence said yo i'm listening they're always

listening

truly is it a secret i don't think it's a secret i think we all know i think we i

think we've done known we've been done doing knowing that truly uh

We are all doing great.

Mentally, physically, spiritually.

It's been a good time.

Yeah,

it's great.

It's been great.

Yeah, we're doing wonderful.

Yeah, things.

Stuff.

Happening.

We're doing the episodes.

Fuck.

I had a thing that was funny recently and I was going to share it and I have absolutely spaced it.

Fucking god damn it.

Marr.

This was gonna be one of the intros where I was like, I'm prepared, I have banter that is relevant, and it has absolutely escaped my fucking skull.

Oh, I remember now.

I remember what it is.

So, I was, uh, looking, I told you guys about it, but I haven't told everybody.

Um...

I was looking up World of Darkness things for the UK for a friend of mine because I apparently am in their first foray into the game world and I was like, let me explain to you how ridiculous this bullshit is.

So I was looking things up in the multi-splats because I was like, okay, this is what this group's doing here, this is what it's doing here, yadda yadda.

I've come to find out the technocracy just decided to reverse engineer silkies.

Pardon?

Okay.

Yeah.

Reverse engineer is an interesting word for a bio-organism.

Yeah.

Yeah.

It seems silly because we're in the land where, like, the selkie, the seal woman mermaid thing is just here.

We don't need to make them.

And they went, no. It's cheaper to reverse engineer seal human hybrids.

We're gonna do a tusk.

It is cheaper for us to do a tusk than it is to follow British and European OSHA regulations.

And I'm just, I'm like deep sea oil rigs of the North Sea.

And I'm just like, that's...

What? Yeah, that's a choice.

Yeah.

And so between that and finding out Richard Dawkins fell in love with a calculator, I just, like, I don't know what to do with my week.

You know what? Good for her.

Everyone deserves love.

Yeah.

yeah so that was that was the psychosis i went under was just like uh okay all these things make sense uh for britain and then that happened and i was just like what what i what excuse me

yeah

but why It's like, no, it makes sense.

They can handle the cold and the water pressure.

It's like, I get that, but how is this cheaper than paying for scuba gear? I don't...

What? How does any of this function? Yeah, so that's that.

That

also implies that Selkies have a good work ethic.

That's true.

That's why they had to reverse engineer them because if they got regular Selkies, that would not have worked.

They'd probably just leave.

Yeah.

They're like, actually, I'm not really into it.

Let's go.

This is very banal.

It'd be like if I took a normal dolphin and took it out in the sea.

It's like, all right, go get minerals.

Probably just leave.

Yeah, you got to train it first.

Yeah.

I

was going to say, nah, that bitch is going to get high off a puffer fish.

Dolphins? I mean, dolphins are smart, but can you teach a dolphin to mine? That's the question.

Hmm.

I

feel like, yeah, you probably could.

You could probably get it to dig around and stuff.

Now, you'd

have to specialize

the machinery.

You'd have to specialize all the machinery for a dolphin to use.

But I bet a dolphin could learn how to use it.

i think all three of us should go to like a dolphin show and just ask a lot of very specific questions about the abilities of dolphins to mine like four or five of us spread us out throughout

the audience so they don't know that we're together

exactly

that's so much so do you think

if if set up properly do you think you could teach a dolphin to weld underwater i and then later on another question related to mining or underwater jobs

Thank you.

oh

my god hey yo the button she's been hit

oh shit

i pressed it damn

she announced her presence said yo i'm listening they're always

listening

truly is it a secret i don't think it's a secret i think we all know i think we i

think we've done known we've been done doing knowing that truly uh

We are all doing great.

Mentally, physically, spiritually.

It's been a good time.

Yeah,

it's great.

It's been great.

Yeah, we're doing wonderful.

Yeah, things.

Stuff.

Happening.

We're doing the episodes.

Fuck.

I had a thing that was funny recently and I was going to share it and I have absolutely spaced it.

Fucking god damn it.

Marr.

This was gonna be one of the intros where I was like, I'm prepared, I have banter that is relevant, and it has absolutely escaped my fucking skull.

Oh, I remember now.

I remember what it is.

So, I was, uh, looking, I told you guys about it, but I haven't told everybody.

Um...

I was looking up World of Darkness things for the UK for a friend of mine because I apparently am in their first foray into the game world and I was like, let me explain to you how ridiculous this bullshit is.

So I was looking things up in the multi-splats because I was like, okay, this is what this group's doing here, this is what it's doing here, yadda yadda.

I've come to find out the technocracy just decided to reverse engineer silkies.

Pardon?

Okay.

Yeah.

Reverse engineer is an interesting word for a bio-organism.

Yeah.

Yeah.

It seems silly because we're in the land where, like, the selkie, the seal woman mermaid thing is just here.

We don't need to make them.

And they went, no. It's cheaper to reverse engineer seal human hybrids.

We're gonna do a tusk.

It is cheaper for us to do a tusk than it is to follow British and European OSHA regulations.

And I'm just, I'm like deep sea oil rigs of the North Sea.

And I'm just like, that's...

What? Yeah, that's a choice.

Yeah.

And so between that and finding out Richard Dawkins fell in love with a calculator, I just, like, I don't know what to do with my week.

You know what? Good for her.

Everyone deserves love.

Yeah.

yeah so that was that was the psychosis i went under was just like uh okay all these things make sense uh for britain and then that happened and i was just like what what i what excuse me

yeah

but why It's like, no, it makes sense.

They can handle the cold and the water pressure.

It's like, I get that, but how is this cheaper than paying for scuba gear? I don't...

What? How does any of this function? Yeah, so that's that.

That

also implies that Selkies have a good work ethic.

That's true.

That's why they had to reverse engineer them because if they got regular Selkies, that would not have worked.

They'd probably just leave.

Yeah.

They're like, actually, I'm not really into it.

Let's go.

This is very banal.

It'd be like if I took a normal dolphin and took it out in the sea.

It's like, all right, go get minerals.

Probably just leave.

Yeah, you got to train it first.

Yeah.

I

was going to say, nah, that bitch is going to get high off a puffer fish.

Dolphins? I mean, dolphins are smart, but can you teach a dolphin to mine? That's the question.

Hmm.

I

feel like, yeah, you probably could.

You could probably get it to dig around and stuff.

Now, you'd

have to specialize

the machinery.

You'd have to specialize all the machinery for a dolphin to use.

But I bet a dolphin could learn how to use it.

i think all three of us should go to like a dolphin show and just ask a lot of very specific questions about the abilities of dolphins to mine like four or five of us spread us out throughout

the audience so they don't know that we're together

exactly

that's so much so do you think

if if set up properly do you think you could teach a dolphin to weld underwater i and then later on another question related to mining or underwater jobs