Oct 13, 2026 · 50 min · 18 segments
The Bitchertons charter passage across the River Severn with a suspicious, eel-obsessed boatman. *Bitcherton* is an improvised comedy podcast inspired by the stories of Jane Austen that tells the…
Okay, so I guess if we want to get to Dublin, we need to get some kind of, like, barge over the River Severn, get to the Bristol Channel, and then bing, bang, boom, Bob's your uncle, we're in Dublin.
Hmm.
Does anyone e- else have any ideas?
Yeah, anyone else have better ideas than that?
What? I-
A- anyone else have any ideas other than that?
I was thinking about the story of Moses and-
Hmm
... how, you know, he, he was, he was put in a wicker basket and went down the river.
[gasps] That's a brilliant idea.
That's beautiful.
Wait-
What if we find a barge-
Wait
... to carry us down the river-
Oh, yes
... to the channel?
[gasps]
Yes, yes.
Oh, you are such a genius.
Wow.
Oh, Gwyn, well done.
Well done.
Really smart.
Ew.
Okay, so I guess if we want to get to Dublin, we need to get some kind of, like, barge over the River Severn, get to the Bristol Channel, and then bing, bang, boom, Bob's your uncle, we're in Dublin.
Hmm.
Does anyone e- else have any ideas?
Yeah, anyone else have better ideas than that?
What? I-
A- anyone else have any ideas other than that?
I was thinking about the story of Moses and-
Hmm
... how, you know, he, he was, he was put in a wicker basket and went down the river.
[gasps] That's a brilliant idea.
That's beautiful.
Wait-
What if we find a barge-
Wait
... to carry us down the river-
Oh, yes
... to the channel?
[gasps]
Yes, yes.
Oh, you are such a genius.
Wow.
Oh, Gwyn, well done.
Well done.
Really smart.
Ew.
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