[hooves clopping] [horse neighs] [door creaks] [footsteps squelch] Okay, um, so this is what the clues on the letter have led us to, is this location here, even though it doesn't really look like much.
But, uh, this has to be some kind of, some haven, safe house type deal.
Are we sure? I thought Benjamin Franklin was, like, rich and well.
I th- I expected kind of a mansion, not just like a, I don't know, weird hovel in the back alleys.
Well, first of all, the Lord was born in a manger.
Second of all-
Dad
... second of all, uh, you, you-
You didn't need to slap me down then
Yes, but look-
You didn't need it right then
... second of all, this could, if you're trying to have a low profile, you probably wouldn't have a mansion.
I know, gentlemen, I can feel it.
He's nearby.
[gasps]
Oh, Mama.
Uh-
Yes, yes
...
I'm not sure I can do that anymore, but [scoffs] maybe so.
Mama, your cheeks-
I'm, I'm feeling-
They're so pink
... high levels of sinery.
[hooves clopping] [horse neighs] [door creaks] [footsteps squelch] Okay, um, so this is what the clues on the letter have led us to, is this location here, even though it doesn't really look like much.
But, uh, this has to be some kind of, some haven, safe house type deal.
Are we sure? I thought Benjamin Franklin was, like, rich and well.
I th- I expected kind of a mansion, not just like a, I don't know, weird hovel in the back alleys.
Well, first of all, the Lord was born in a manger.
Second of all-
Dad
... second of all, uh, you, you-
You didn't need to slap me down then
Yes, but look-
You didn't need it right then
... second of all, this could, if you're trying to have a low profile, you probably wouldn't have a mansion.
I know, gentlemen, I can feel it.
He's nearby.
[gasps]
Oh, Mama.
Uh-
Yes, yes
...
I'm not sure I can do that anymore, but [scoffs] maybe so.
Mama, your cheeks-
I'm, I'm feeling-
They're so pink
... high levels of sinery.
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