4th Wall Fails, Reptile Kings, and the ‘Studd’ of the Sea

Go Birds! (And go Knicks, we guess?) Jamie and Suzi are back and things are getting *heated*—and we’re not just talking about Jamie’s August Eagles hat. This week, we’re checking into the **House of Stassi**, but the vibes are definitely not “Next Level Basic.” Suzi is calling out the constant 4th-wall breaking and Stassi’s “thirsty” producer energy. Is it a binge? Or is Stassi just making us cringe? Then, we dive into the deep end with Netflix’s **The Last House**. It’s a survival thriller that felt a little too much like it was written by AI. We’ve got thoughts on the sea monsters, the "boat to nowhere," and why you should never, *ever* use your dog for bait. Plus, things get scaly with HBO’s **Monster of God**. From Philly reptile dealers to Jamie’s old secretary who shared a bed with a Komodo Dragon (yes, really), we’re obsessed with these “sick b—tches” and their underground snake trades. Finally, we’re hitting the high seas with **Below Deck Med**. We’re talking about the grossest bunk situation in Bravo history (wash the sheets, people!) and Suzi puts Jamie to the test with a game of **“Is it the Stud of the Sea or is it Me?”** See if you can tell the difference between a real Captain Lee-ism and Suzi’s 2:00 AM brain. We know you like to watch, and clearly, so do we. Tune in! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices