The Fall Festival Is Over — Back to Crying — Part 2 W/ Dr. David Stewart (Nehemiah 9)

[gentle music] Hello and welcome to Bible Brothers, the podcast where we read the Bible from front to back.

That's it.

That's all we do.

Well, sometimes, actually, we learn that the microwave oven was inspired when a candy bar melted in an engineer's pocket near radar equipment.

So it sounded like he had something brown in his pants, and he had to come up with an excuse.

Nice.

Good start, Dan.

Other than that, though, all we do is read the Bible.

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I am your Bible Brothers corporation-sanctioned host, Dan Klein, and of course, it is my absolute pleasure to welcome you back to the hardest podcast to make, because, as you know, reading the Bible, getting through it, is really hard, even when we've got an actual professor, King Professor, Professor King David.

That is right.

This is part two of our conversation and reading with Professor David Stewart, an actual religious studies professor who's cool, okay? He's not Hollywood Steve.

[laughs] Uh, there was a...

You know, we had a bad reputation for a little bit of bringing some real pros on here, but, uh, we got ourselves a good one, so good that we split this into two episodes.

David, welcome back to the Bible.

He didn't quit.

He didn't quit.

I guess probably 'cause he couldn't.

No, he could have.

He could have.

He could've walked out, but he didn't.

He stuck with us.

Let's see.

Let's see what we can get into here, David.