God, Please Kill My Bully W/ Bob Neis (Nehemiah 3-4)

[organ music] Hello, and welcome to Bible Brothers, the podcast where we read the Bible from front to back.

That's it.

That's all we do.

Well, sometimes we learn that koalas actually have fingerprints that are so similar to humans, they've reportedly confused crime scenes.

That's crazy.

But other than that, all we do is read that Bible.

We are the number one anti-incest God-approved podcast.

That's right, we are against the incest that occurs in the very book we're reading, and God still wants us to keep recording.

I mean, come on.

Uh, does it get any better than that? I am your Bible Brothers corporation-sanctioned host Dan Klein, and welcome back to the hardest podcast to make, because reading the Bible is really hard and sometimes gets harder than what you thought it was gonna be.

Even after getting this far, it still can get really hard every week.

Um, but that's okay, because today we're joined by a very special guest: listener Bob Nice, AKA his superhero name Mr.

Nice.

Watch out, here comes Mr.

Nice.

Bob, welcome back to Bible Brothers.

Uh, now, as longtime listeners like Bob know, we operate under a completely transparent and deeply corrupt pay-to-play system, and Bob is taking part of that.

If you email us, biblebrotherspodcast@gmail.com, there's a very real chance that you could end up on the podcast, because we let our own listeners be on the podcast.

It's, it's [laughs] we're, we're anti-incest, but the practice is somewhat incestuous.

But we're against real incest, but not against something that could be described [laughs] as incestuous.

It's pay-to-play.

That's the most important part, is that it's corrupt, okay? And we're allowed to be hypocritical too, by the way, guys, okay? No one said we couldn't do that.

But, uh, seriously, one of my favorite parts of the show is getting to meet actual members of the God Squad in real life and force them to read Nehemiah with me, so that, this is really, really special.

Um, this episode, it's got everything you guys want from the Bible.

Trust me.

Um, and, you know, if, if last week was any indication, we've got at least one grown man who is just one little inconvenience away from crying his heart out.