Ancient HOA Freaks Shut Down The Temple w/ John Harris

Hello and welcome to Bible Brothers, the podcast where we read the Bible from front to back.

That's it.

That's all we do.

Well, sometimes we learn that there's a species of jellyfish that can essentially revert back to childhood and start its life over again.

It's actually called the immortal jellyfish.

But actually, when it turns into like a little baby polyp, it has more of a chance of being killed by something else.

So jokes on you, jellyfish.

Glad I don't have that.

Maybe? That seems really interesting to me, though.

The immortal jellyfish that is real.

Speaking of immortality, we are the number one anti-incest, God-approved podcast.

I am your Bible Brothers Corporation-sanctioned host, Dan Klein, and it is great to have you and God here with me on the hardest podcast to make.

Because reading the Bible is too hard, and I don't want to do it.

So thank God, that God, that you guys are here.

And today we are joined by writer John Harris.

John and I go all the way back.

to the early days in New York.

We worked together at The Onion.

Since then, John has written for It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Mythic Quest.

So obviously, the next logical step is to read the Bible here on this podcast with his friend Dan.