Jun 5, 2026 · 29 min · 10 segments
After the greatest pleasure planet in the galaxy disappoints, Erhardt calls it quits. Script: https://www.quietplease.org/awakening/scripts.php?script=23 Website…
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Over here.
My mother needs help.
Please help
Not exactly what the tourism brochures told us about the greatest pleasure planet in the galaxy, is it?
Pleasure will have to wait, Ensign.
Doc, what's wrong with these people?
This planet's a huge scam.
My medical scans indicate a viral plague.
Are we in danger? Could we be infected already?
This temperature's over 40.
No, it appears to be sexually transmitted.
But there are so many victims.
Seems like everybody's got it.
It's a pleasure planet.
There's a lot of sex going on.
I'm beginning to think we made the wrong choice.
Could we ask them to abstain for a while?
Celibacy is a strong taboo in their culture.
They believe going a day without sex causes them to lose pieces of their soul.
I guess that's what makes the planet so popular with the tourists.
They are known for their hospitality.
This is terrible.
Well, Doc, you wanna shuttle down some supplies and set up a mobile treatment center?
Do you think the Confederation knows about this?
I think we'd do more good by taking these readings and samples back to the Chimaera for study.
Over here.
My mother needs help.
Please help
Not exactly what the tourism brochures told us about the greatest pleasure planet in the galaxy, is it?
Pleasure will have to wait, Ensign.
Doc, what's wrong with these people?
This planet's a huge scam.
My medical scans indicate a viral plague.
Are we in danger? Could we be infected already?
This temperature's over 40.
No, it appears to be sexually transmitted.
But there are so many victims.
Seems like everybody's got it.
It's a pleasure planet.
There's a lot of sex going on.
I'm beginning to think we made the wrong choice.
Could we ask them to abstain for a while?
Celibacy is a strong taboo in their culture.
They believe going a day without sex causes them to lose pieces of their soul.
I guess that's what makes the planet so popular with the tourists.
They are known for their hospitality.
This is terrible.
Well, Doc, you wanna shuttle down some supplies and set up a mobile treatment center?
Do you think the Confederation knows about this?
I think we'd do more good by taking these readings and samples back to the Chimaera for study.
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