Baking it Down with Sugar Cookie Marketing 🍪
May 12, 2026 · 1 hr 52 min · 25 segments
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[gentle music] That's Aunt Corey singing.
That's a beanie baby.
Yeah, you were late, so I'm letting you two get a bean preview.
That's my little beanie girl.
If you guys are randomly jumping into the podcast- In the random- Jumping on in ... face to face me.
I wanna see your eyes when you talk.
I know you're, like, looking at two different things, the camera and then yours, your computer screen.
[laughs] Is this combobulating- The camera's over there, and the notes are over here.
[laughs] ...
this combobulating to talk to your ear? [laughs] I'm sorry.
I don't know what you want me to do.
No, that's fine.
I'll get over it.
[laughs] It's...
You know, I've been moving my...
I don't have any furniture in this house, which is the funny part.
You'd literally have to sit on the floor.
[laughs] I cannot be convinced.
She has...
I've, I've been there in the flesh.
I gotta tell you, if a bachelor life met a bachelorette's- [laughs] ... that is my house is.
Here's the thing.
There's one chair.
I wanna explain it.
There's one chair that faces the backyard.
It is a singular circle chair.
I put it in the basement.
It's gone.
I thought there was two.
I thought you had two.
They were always intended to be the basement.
When the cats got overwhelming, I needed to [laughs] move it.
Okay.
The seating limit [laughs] is in the, in the middle floor.
There, there's one giant, tall, skinny table, like a fold-out table you'd honestly- He's gone too.
I cleaned him off.
What? Yeah, yeah.
There was this like paperwork on him.
It's a whole new empty room.
And he was, like, where the kitchen table should be was this pile [laughs] of paperwork on- Here's the thing.
When you...
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[gentle music] That's Aunt Corey singing.
That's a beanie baby.
Yeah, you were late, so I'm letting you two get a bean preview.
That's my little beanie girl.
If you guys are randomly jumping into the podcast- In the random- Jumping on in ... face to face me.
I wanna see your eyes when you talk.
I know you're, like, looking at two different things, the camera and then yours, your computer screen.
[laughs] Is this combobulating- The camera's over there, and the notes are over here.
[laughs] ...
this combobulating to talk to your ear? [laughs] I'm sorry.
I don't know what you want me to do.
No, that's fine.
I'll get over it.
[laughs] It's...
You know, I've been moving my...
I don't have any furniture in this house, which is the funny part.
You'd literally have to sit on the floor.
[laughs] I cannot be convinced.
She has...
I've, I've been there in the flesh.
I gotta tell you, if a bachelor life met a bachelorette's- [laughs] ... that is my house is.
Here's the thing.
There's one chair.
I wanna explain it.
There's one chair that faces the backyard.
It is a singular circle chair.
I put it in the basement.
It's gone.
I thought there was two.
I thought you had two.
They were always intended to be the basement.
When the cats got overwhelming, I needed to [laughs] move it.
Okay.
The seating limit [laughs] is in the, in the middle floor.
There, there's one giant, tall, skinny table, like a fold-out table you'd honestly- He's gone too.
I cleaned him off.
What? Yeah, yeah.
There was this like paperwork on him.
It's a whole new empty room.
And he was, like, where the kitchen table should be was this pile [laughs] of paperwork on- Here's the thing.
When you...