EP 122: Reev LOVES Cleaning Toilets, Theo CRASHES Out In Car Park & The Adults-Only Hotel Scam

Welcome back to the Vaksod.

Let's go.

I'm back.

Yeah.

Theo, we're filming.

Are we starting?

Oh, you actually started?

I thought you were joking.

We are filming.

See you with the shit.

[laughs]

Um, have you ever shagged a pillow? Be honest.

I've made love to it, never shagged it.

That's what Tom asked beforehand.

We said similar in the podcast too.

Made love, but never shagged.

No.

I shagged a pillow before.

[laughs] Last week.

No way.

Regular pillow or different pillow?

Shagged a pillow with my best mate.

It was a different-

What?

It was different pillows.

What do you mean with your best mate?

It wasn't weird.

Wait, what do you mean?

Wait, so as in like-

What do you mean weird?

As in like you went, "Right, I'm done now.

You go in."

No, no, no.

In the bedroom?

Two separate pillows.

I was shagging one pillow.

He was shagging the other pillow.

And you were looking at each other's eyes and holding hands? [laughs]

No, no, no.

We were just like, we were like, "Who are you shagging?" And he was like, "Oh, I'm shagging fucking this girl."

Sheryl Cole.

[laughs]

This, this...

Yeah, "I'm shagging Sheryl Cole." I was like, "Oh, really? I'm, I'm doing Megan Fox."

I knew you were gonna say Megan Fox.

And then it's like, "Right, should we switch?" And you switch.

What do you mean? What, you sh-

You wouldn't really switch

You flip your pillow over

You stay with the same pillow.

Mate, hang on.

You stay with the same pillow, but you might switch the person.

But you can't-

But you can't both do-

I've got a question

But I can't both do Sheryl Cole 'cause that's unrealistic.

Have you...

Are you dry humping?

Your cock's not out.

Are you, are you like horny or having a laugh?

Oh, yeah, they're horny.

Oh, yeah, we're not gonna lie there.

Oh, my God.

He's horny.

Like, are you-

Wait, look

Surely after a point you're like fucking Sheryl Cole.

Are you high-fiving?

I think it was funny.

Yeah, no, well, it was weird 'cause we high-fived, but then we did that and we were like, yeah.

And, and he was like, "One more." I was like, "One more." And then he was like...

[laughs] And then all of a sudden he was like gripping the hand.

I know you're joking, but this is true.

[laughs]

[laughs] And then he pulled you on to his pillow.

No, but...

No, yeah.

Pulled you the other side.

Do you actually do that?

Then your arse became his pillow.