Spider-Man Brand New Day Review!

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I

lapsed into Spanish there for a moment, which fun fact,

apparently in this universe, Peter Parker speaks Spanish.

He does

speak Spanish.

At least passing Spanish, because I rewatch of Homecoming when he does the bit with the bodega owner, and he was like, ¿Cómo está tu hija?

Oh, yeah, that's totally right.

So you watched the Homecoming movies up to this?

Leading

up to

this? No, I wanted to, but fun fact, my wife actually isn't into Spider-Man.

What? That's fair.

That's valid.

I can't.

I can't.

Well, there's a point where I'd be like, what? How dare she? But not as valid.

Well, no.

Funnily enough, there was a pattern.

So first, I tried to get her watch Into the Spider-Verse.

And

I

don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know what it is.

I thought maybe that one's kind of out there.

So maybe it just didn't.

Because she kept falling asleep.

And that's my wife, Tua T.

If she's not into a movie, how you know she's not into a movie is if she starts falling asleep.

If she's in if she's into it, she could be dead tired and not.

And she doesn't.

She is.

She stays awake.

And if she's not into it, she could have slept 10 hours and she'll fall asleep again.

So that's her.

Related.

Relatable.

Relatable.

Yeah, that's very relatable.

So then I thought, OK, well, then we watched Tobey Maguire's Spider-Man, which she has seen before.

Also fell asleep.

Oh, no.

So then so then I was like, OK, well, I know I want to watch Brand New Day when it comes out.

So I'll get her.

you know, I'll get her all the way there because you know, you got to watch probably the mainstays are homecoming far from home.

And then he got the doomsday, uh, the, uh, Avengers movies in their infinity war.

And

I don't know why I said doomsday.

That's the new one.

It's not out yet.

And then of course I thought at least she's got to watch no way home, but it's more fun if you see the whole story.

Um, tried to make it through homecoming three times

oh wow homecoming's the best one man let's let's not get crazy but anyway sunshine's like the best one um well i i don't know it's not the best okay well it's not the best one anymore i

was gonna say well what about this one because we are of course let me let me do the appropriate the the real introduction i don't know why trump's here i don't know why i don't know why Listen, I

think

Spider-Man is kind of gay.

Kind of.

Kind of.

I mean, he's on the bridge, on the way.

There's some tension in this.

I don't know

about that.

He's LGBT friendly.

Anyway.

I'm just kidding.

And I don't mean that as a slight.

I just mean Spider-Man's a nice guy.

But we are, of course, talking about uh spider-man brand new day which i saw last night when did you go see it justin saturday