Aurelius Whitlock's Murder Museum
Apr 30, 2026 · 26 min · 8 segments
Marcus wakes up as Gretel again, thanks to the intervention of a charming prince. The final pieces are put into place for the giant finale of the Last Midnight... Join our Patreon to support the…
Marcus RichardsonHostMarcus, you are lying once again on a bed, a really, really nice bed with silk sheets and a high enough thread count to make your head spin.
Your eyes snap open, half expecting a second frying pan to come swinging down at you.
beauty, you are awake.
This is fantastic news.
I found you unconscious on the stairs.
No doubt a fainting spell overtook you, and so I gallantly deposited you in my own bed chambers and have been by your bedside as much as decorum and party throwing would allow.
Oh, my dear madam, it has been a shame.
The party has been... has been ended early, preemptively.
We didn't even get to the final dance, and I was so hoping to dance with Mama Bear.
You do notice that your bag, your crossbow, and your various belongings, including a little amulet that you won from Red, is on the table next to you, along with a bowl of every sort of fruit imaginable and numerous glasses of various liquids.
Please, please, eat, drink.
I didn't know what drink was suit your fancy, so I brought them all.
Marcus, you are lying once again on a bed, a really, really nice bed with silk sheets and a high enough thread count to make your head spin.
Your eyes snap open, half expecting a second frying pan to come swinging down at you.
beauty, you are awake.
This is fantastic news.
I found you unconscious on the stairs.
No doubt a fainting spell overtook you, and so I gallantly deposited you in my own bed chambers and have been by your bedside as much as decorum and party throwing would allow.
Oh, my dear madam, it has been a shame.
The party has been... has been ended early, preemptively.
We didn't even get to the final dance, and I was so hoping to dance with Mama Bear.
You do notice that your bag, your crossbow, and your various belongings, including a little amulet that you won from Red, is on the table next to you, along with a bowl of every sort of fruit imaginable and numerous glasses of various liquids.
Please, please, eat, drink.
I didn't know what drink was suit your fancy, so I brought them all.
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