Mother Earth Loves Callbacks Ep 74 Asleep on a Forklift

You're the worst fucking grandma in the world.

I slept fucking two hours last night and then worked all day.

I-

And we worked all day on the roof.

No.

I was outside all day.

Why would you do the roof today? It's 106 today.

Today was the first heat warning.

Dude, the guy, our, our boss kept being like, "I think it's cooler out here than it is inside." And I was like, "You're fucking wrong, dude."

[laughs] He's just...

No, that's just an old...

That's the foreman trying to be like, "Get the work done and be happy about it."

It sucked.

I was, like, dripping sweat.

We were just cutting this fucking roof off with sawzalls, just like... [mimicking saw]

[laughs] Jesus Christ.

Did you have your big water bottle?

Uh, I was downstairs.

Oh, so you didn't even bring it up?

Fuck no, I didn't bring it up.

It's a fucking therm, Therma-thing.

It keeps it cold.

No, I just had the Mexicans go get me fucking water bottles.

They'd go, "Hey," and I'd go, then I'd go, "Gracias."

Wait, the Mexicans didn't have to go on the roof?