Oct 14, 2026 · 20 min · 19 segments
She doesn't like the way her brother treats his girlfriend. Is she the jerk?
okay now today's am i the jerk comes from a woman who wants to know if she's the jerk for telling her brother's girlfriend oh you gotta put the lemon heads down when we're doing am i the jerk it's okay you can have one we're off the air it's okay it's time to get serious right now girl we basically gave our pint-sized personality a ton of candy and then
went but don't eat it while we're on the air.
We gave her candy and then said, but wait to eat it.
Hold on.
We gotta talk
first.
Sorry, mom.
I don't know why we did that.
Who does that to a kid? Anyway, point is this.
Today's Am I the Jerk? She told her brother's girlfriend to dump him.
Wait.
Crazy.
Yeah.
Doug, I know.
Even Doug hears it in the background.
Doug the dog thinks it's crazy right now.
Her brother's girlfriend? Yes, yes.
It involves somebody I know.
I can't say who.
She wants to be anonymous.
But she came to me and said, Allie, here's the problem.
My brother is a dog.
She straight up said this to me.
She goes, and I really like his girlfriend.
I've gotten to know her over the years.
okay now today's am i the jerk comes from a woman who wants to know if she's the jerk for telling her brother's girlfriend oh you gotta put the lemon heads down when we're doing am i the jerk it's okay you can have one we're off the air it's okay it's time to get serious right now girl we basically gave our pint-sized personality a ton of candy and then
went but don't eat it while we're on the air.
We gave her candy and then said, but wait to eat it.
Hold on.
We gotta talk
first.
Sorry, mom.
I don't know why we did that.
Who does that to a kid? Anyway, point is this.
Today's Am I the Jerk? She told her brother's girlfriend to dump him.
Wait.
Crazy.
Yeah.
Doug, I know.
Even Doug hears it in the background.
Doug the dog thinks it's crazy right now.
Her brother's girlfriend? Yes, yes.
It involves somebody I know.
I can't say who.
She wants to be anonymous.
But she came to me and said, Allie, here's the problem.
My brother is a dog.
She straight up said this to me.
She goes, and I really like his girlfriend.
I've gotten to know her over the years.
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