May 17, 2026 · 34 min · 20 segments
On Tap:Alice commits a potato chip atrocity, Starbuck's continues to flummox us, we pan swicy and bagel wins the fight. The closing tune is performed by Allison Bishop - find her at…
It was with, uh, great surprise and horror that, [sighs] that as I've said that, um, my son brought home these chips yesterday from Whole Foods.
The family's going out to see some movie about a sheep detective or something and, um, not me.
Me and Peter stayed home, but the rest of the folks, me and Peter and Sally stayed home.
So they got this, they went to Whole Foods, popped into Whole Foods to grab some stuff just quick.
You know, they've got a hot bar there and, you know, you can eat pretty well at Whole Foods really.
But, so, so they get this, um, my son gets his bag, comes home, and he didn't like the chips that he had gotten, and he comes home having gotten a bag of plantain chips, and I couldn't imagine anything more awful than a bag of plant- plantain chips.
Of all the things you can get, and, and I, I, I don't, I just don't understand it.
I don't understand this because, uh, you, there's very few ways you could manage.
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