Oct 16, 2026 · 8 min · 4 segments
As someone pointed out on our text line... "What's with all the father in-law secrets??"
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This one says, "When I'm in the elevator and I see somebody coming, I pretend to be hitting the button to hold the door open, but I'm really just tapping the wall hoping the door will close before they get there."
Why not hit the Door Close button? I've absolutely done that.
Wow.
Have you?
But I mean, I wasn't, I wasn't hoping that they would think I was pretending to hit the Door Open button.
[laughs]
I didn't care if they saw me hit the Door Close button.
I didn't wanna share the elevator.
All right.
Oh, boy.
Next secret.
Oh, this is...
I don't know if we should say this one.
Says, "I dislike my coworkers, so I put a whole bottle of liquid laxative in the pot of coffee two days ago.
The next day, about four people didn't come to work."
Oh my gosh.
[laughs]
Like, that's a crime.
Well, uh, yeah, you can't do that.
We, we are not, we are not supporting that.
We are not endorsing that behavior.
But we would love for you to make more confessions just like it at 601-995-1017.
[laughs]
Here we go.
Another one.
This one says, "When I'm in the elevator and I see somebody coming, I pretend to be hitting the button to hold the door open, but I'm really just tapping the wall hoping the door will close before they get there."
Why not hit the Door Close button? I've absolutely done that.
Wow.
Have you?
But I mean, I wasn't, I wasn't hoping that they would think I was pretending to hit the Door Open button.
[laughs]
I didn't care if they saw me hit the Door Close button.
I didn't wanna share the elevator.
All right.
Oh, boy.
Next secret.
Oh, this is...
I don't know if we should say this one.
Says, "I dislike my coworkers, so I put a whole bottle of liquid laxative in the pot of coffee two days ago.
The next day, about four people didn't come to work."
Oh my gosh.
[laughs]
Like, that's a crime.
Well, uh, yeah, you can't do that.
We, we are not, we are not supporting that.
We are not endorsing that behavior.
But we would love for you to make more confessions just like it at 601-995-1017.
[laughs]
Here we go.
Another one.
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