Zorbing

sing it? Get them in the zorbs.

I've got Gloria Gaynor in my head.

Yeah, I mean, I've long wanted the Zorbs to come back.

I feel like we could have a big relaunch with the Atanasios in them.

Or instead of having them have a pint, you know, because I always find that a bit iffy or weird when Americans are drinking pints in England.

don't you

get one of those big Zorb balls and just roll around in that? Because it'll keep the water out.

And put the tripod inside.

And it's like, right.

rolling around.

We can do G's Bucks at the same time.

We'll do that Zorb soccer.

That's way too hectic for my box.

Didn't the

Zorbs people, like, not turn up last time?

Yeah, there was a problem with something, so they did not.

I thought they were there.

I remember doing it last year.

I don't know if it was with you, but I remember going last year and doing...

Oh, yeah, I rolled the Zorbs.

So it must have been the year before.

We literally should put you in a bubble with just your arms, your hands poking out, and your little legs, and you just roll a blade.

We should do those big Zorb things where you roll down the hill.

Yeah.

They've got them at Centennial.

Well, what about this? Yes.

Because obviously the Zorb might not sink.

What if you fill the Zorb with water? Yes.

And then you're inside the Zorb with your scuba gear on.

Yes.

But you're still protected

outside.

Oh, but the

If I have said it once, I've said it a million times.

All you need at halftime is someone in a Zorb.

That's all you need.

Are you volunteering yourself?

No, not me.

I just, like, everyone wants to be in a Zorb.

It's the, that is the zenith of halftime entertainment.

You can forget-

I suggested foot golf as the kind of thing that people, that's kind of classic, like stag activity.

zorbing probably feels a bit injury if i was i mean like what do i know about strength and conditioning but if i was if i was taking a bunch of footballers to marbs for a week yeah training and team building i'd say zorbing too dangerous i mean like football football football combines football as two favorite things football and golf

That's true, but in a Zorb, you're protected, aren't you? Your arms are all...

I wouldn't want to take the

risk.

I wouldn't want to do the

kind of health and safety travel insurance form for an hour of foot golf.

No, sorry, an hour of Zorbing.

What's that about? What are they doing in the warm-downs? Our players are getting injured.

Are they wrestling? Are they getting those Zorb balls on and running at each other from each end? What are they doing in warm-down? I mean, that's unacceptable.

I know misfortune can happen, but not two in the same warm-down.

One of them didn't even play.

So once you get away with that, you just go, well, there's this...

Zorbs, have you seen those? They put people inside a hamster ball and roll them down a hill.

There's all kinds of stuff like that.

Yeah, it does look like good fun.