Zits

"It was probably chicken." "What do you mean, probably chicken?" "There are a lot of leftovers in the fridge.

You can't keep track of them all." «Hi and Lois» Chip says to Hi, "I'm thinking of going to State College- College at State." "I heard that's a party, s- big party school." "But a state school is cheaper." "You party at your own expense." «Zits» Jerry says to his parents, "Okay, okay, I screwed up again, but I have a good reason." "Which is?" "I'm 17." "The insanity defense." "Well, there's plenty of evidence to support it," says Mo.

«Blondie» Dagwood's in the office.

News is on.

"It wasn't easy and it's even harder to get down," is what she thinks.

Zits.

Jeremy walks in.

"I'm home." "Are you hungry, Jeremy?" "Nah, I ate a bunch of snap peas and mangoes at work, so I'm stuffed." As Mom raises her arms in, in...

Chip says to Hi, "I'm thinking of going to State College.

College at State." "I heard that it's a party, it's a big party school." "But a state school is cheaper." "You party at your own expense." Zits.

Jerry says to his parents, "Okay, okay, I screwed up a game.

I have a good reason." "Which is?" "I'm 17." "The insanity defense." "Well, there's plenty of evidence to support it," says Mo.

Where did you have them last? On my feet.

Zits.

And here I was putting on this apron for work.

This job is really good for me.

She wants you to stop sending her stupid cat videos, says Earl as he walks in.

As the cat thinks, why does she mean stupid? Zits.

Tito says to her, hi.

Why are you wearing that ring, Dad? It's my wedding band.

If a woman tries to flirt with me, she'll know I'm married.

As Lois goes, when does that ever happen? Zits.

Jeremy's at the grocery store.

Well, the cool thing is about working here is that we're allowed to eat any food that doesn't come wrapped in plastic.

You kind of look like Albert Einstein, minus the brains.

Zits.

Mom says to Jeremy, Jeremy, put your phone down while I'm talking to you.

I can hear you.

As I'm sitting here, the leaves are changing near us, too.

Zits.

Pierce says to Jeremy, "My mom says every- saves everything.

I think we'll still, we will still have every drawing I ever made." "I doubt it." "Don't." "Okay, I add that it is every drawing he ever made is hanging on the fridge." And the fridge is leaning over from the weight of all that paper.

I'm the breadwinner, but she makes all the sandwiches.

Zits.

Mom says to Jeremy, I thought you said you were late because the van wouldn't start.

Uh, yeah, that was part of it.