Zach Gowen

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Taz is reading WF Magazine with Zack Gowen on the front cover, holding his own leg like it's a catch of the day.

Yes.

So Zack Gowen joins us live via satellite.

Uh, he says...

Well, it's good that, that fixed that out, that, th- those Fox affiliates or this wouldn't have worked.

But, yeah, for the amputees, yeah, if there's anyone who had, like...

Zach Gowen's leg.

Zach Gowen's fake leg.

Definitely some sort of props.

I think WWE's warehouse, they have, like, an insane amount of things there.

And Billy Gunn.

Get this, Billy Gunn and Zack Gowen teamed up-

Oh, wow

... together in the opening match against someone named Psycho Mike, against J Lethal, Big Shotty Lee Johnson, and Vanilla Baby Blake Christian.

Bro.

[laughs]

Z- Zack Gowen on a team with Billy Gunn.

Yeah.

I know some of y'all are still waiting for my Dark Side of the Ring reviews.

I got two more to go when it came to Missy Hyatt and Zach Gowen.

I still plan on doing that for y'all, but I'm going to have to wait until next week because I'm just trying to be a part of this, trying to balance everything out, trying to balance everything out.

So, once again, make sure you guys check out all the great things underneath the Dark Coalition umbrella, such as the Little Gibbons University podcast.

Yeah.

Zach Allen, Michael Allen, Richard Clark.

You're going to have to explain this one to me.

Zach Allen goes over Michael Allen, Richard Clark in three minutes and 29 seconds.

I don't get it.

I just don't.

This match was a focus of that.

It was really starting to get to me, the short-term booking.

So I was going to

say, unless it's Shawn Michaels and Zach Gowen in the role of Marty Jannetty, because his...

He's

missing a limb.

I think it's also fair to say that McMahon has no idea where the line of common decency is.

I mean, he once pointed at Sabu and said, "There's a member of the Taliban." And also told Zack Gowen, "You may have survived cancer, but you won't survive me." Now of course, nobody is more controversial in professional wrestling than Vince McMahon, but this stuff is totally unhinged to go back to the intro.

So yeah, you can't not mention him in a list like that, but does it make it good? No, my friends.

No, it doesn't.

Mr. America faces Roddy Piper with Sean O'Hare in his corner.

Mr. America has Zach Gowen.

Vince interferes and gives O'Hare a pipe.

O'Hare accidentally hits Piper with it, and Mr. America wins with his leg drop.

This match matters.

Our next match, we have Vince McMahon taking on Zach Gowen.

Oh, man.

Watching this match, I enjoyed it.

The ref was looking like, uh...

the fuck you want me to do with this okay yeah so some I don't know

you want to know the crazy thing is though Zach Gowen was not supposed to be the original pick for this damn gimmick I'm supposed to be an older wrestler it's supposed to be Hogan did he

quit or get