You Don't Mess with the Zohan

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You never mess with the what? You don't mess with the Zohan.

It's Adam Sandler.

It reminds me of that.

Have you seen that movie, Don't Mess With The Zohan?

Yes,

yes, yes.

That's My Boy.

But we did a commercial for, like, the NBA and his movie, The Zohan, and that's how we, like, uh-

... we got to do it for the, uh, NBA.

And he was like, "Yo, you funny." And I was like, "Man, thank you, dawg." You know.

My number four really puts the whole terrorist freedom fighter dichotomy into focus here, but we know that he's doing it for love of the game, because he's got a successful chain of Muchen Tuchen restaurants.

It's The Phantom from Zohan.

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Cutting room floor, but also on the cutting room floor, Zohan from You Don't Mess with the Zohan.

Correct.

But Phantom is described as a superhuman terrorist.

He's Zohan's rival turned brother-in-law, and then at the end, the two of them combine to take down the white supremacists

They sought to paint Palestinian militants as terrorists, create a linkage between 9-11 and all Arab governments, make anyone critical of Israel and the Jewish criminal mafia out to be an anti-Semite, and make Israelis heroes in the minds of Americans.

The movie, You Don't Mess with the Zohan, starring Jewish actor Adam Sandler, serves these final objectives expertly by slipping under the radar as mere entertainment.

He is the greatest Israeli soldier the world has ever known.

His training is lethal and his skills are legendary.

What you got, Iowa Sammy?

uh quickly a couple probably won't be remembered in his like top 10 all time but little nicky is a bizarre movie with a great cast i think that one will be because this is weird it's creepy it's like i feel like sam's the only one that likes it it's the talking dog you got kevin nealon with like a breast on his head like you have the devil all this stuff and then um a movie that i thought was actually pretty funny was uh you don't mess with the zohan from 2008 i

I like that one

too, Sam.

So there are

sides of him that I – What about Don't Mess With the Zohan? I think I mentioned on the podcast that's one of the two movies that I've walked out of.

But is it – that's – And Dave

Matthews is in that one, man.

But you're not, that's not, no, Dave Matthews, the Zohan is, what's his bucket? No,

Dave Matthews is in Zohan as well.

Okay, because I was going to say, the Dave Matthews that's great with Adam Sandler is in Just Go With It.

That is hilarious.