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Kirby, I guess the crowd is all going to the circus again tonight," and all them fellers there seen I knowed him.

"I guess so, Rube," he says to me, and they all laughed 'cause he called me Rube, and I felt kinda took down.

Then he lit in to tell about that Injun medicine.

First off, he told how he come to find out about it.

You wait there for me," I says, "for a couple of hours.

After that, if I ain't there, you'll know I can't make it.

But I think I'll make it." They looks at each other, and they looks at me, and then they go off a little place to talk low, and then the doctor says to me, "Rube," he says, "I don't know how you can work anything on us that hasn't been worked already.

We got nothing more that we can lose.

Yeah, just so he sees it every day and he can always pull that little trick out of the back of his ass.

So when he says something out of context like that, when Alex Jones spouts out something out of context like that, it sounds to Rubes like, He can just pull any subsection out of his ass.

He knows it.

He knows the US code.

It's dumb.

I think Rogan is the type of guy who would give a job to anyone who could rattle off enough digits of pi.

You know? Or like solve a Rubik's Cube, you know, that kind of useless talent that impresses Rubes.

Actually, I have an idea.