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While the Uber driver was headed back to his car, Sur lootia reportedly pulled up in a Corvette, snapped out, and ordered the victim to lie on the ground while allegedly pointing a handgun at him.

According to documents reviewed by WPLG, the victim complied and laid flat on the ground, and Sur lootia fired one round, which grazed the victim on his right buttock.

Oh.

While the victim remained on the ground, Sur lootia struck him on the back of the head with the buttock [laughs] of the handgun-

Holy.

An Uber Eats driver drove himself to a south Florida hospital after being shot in the buttocks outside a customer's apartment complex, Local 10 reported.

He was expected to survive his injury.

The shooting happened early Monday, October 12th, outside the Pearl Dadeland Apartments in Miami-Dade County.

Wow

This one is real

There were some details with the Miami Dade, the local 10.

I was like, "Okay, this is, this is legitimate.

Okay, he came back to get her phone number, and this happened.

Let's go to Local 10 News for the report, please.

Holding you with no bonds on count one.

No bonds for 33-year-old Colson Surultuya, as he faced a Miami-Dade County judge on two separate cases with charges to include attempted murder to drug possession and trafficking narcotics.

He thinks he is the two men for whom I named the character.

Dwight is Dwight Lauderdale, who was the primary anchor at WPLG in Miami for a very long time, and Richmond is Dennis Richmond, who was the main anchor at KTVU Channel 2 in San Francisco.

Both Black men who were longtime visionary news anchors who I looked up to.

And so to me, Dwight Richmond thinks he's Dwight Lauderdale and Dennis Richmond-

I, I don't know, do they, do you know, are they drawn here, or are they just the kinds of stories that you tend to pick up because they're so bizarre? A 33-year-old Florida male shot an Uber Eats driver in the buttocks and then pistol, pistol-whipped him after the driver tried to get the phone number of the suspect's girlfriend, according to Miami-Dade deputies.

The shooting happened early Monday morning in Kendall Drive somewhere in Miami-Dade, and, uh, a deputy responded just after 3:30 AM after receiving reports of a gunshot, WPLG said, and a bystander actually flagged down the deputy and reported that a group of individuals had been involved in an altercation, but they left the area minutes before the deputies arrived.

And about the same time, South Miami Police reported that the victim arrived at the hospital with a gunshot wound to the buttock.

The arrest report said the victim told deputies that he delivered food to a woman living at the apartment building about an hour before and engaged in a brief conversation with her and took a liking to her.