Woolton

Yeah.

Uh, so Little and Remeker, they travel to Woolton.

Uh, FC St. Helens mooch over to AFC Liverpool.

Uh, Burscough, they, um, greet Hillwood, uh, Apollo at the community ground.

Uh, I'm gonna say a draw.

I'm going Ashton Athletic.

Woolton versus Upper Mill.

Going for Woolton.

But it's, it's gonna be a fun one, and of course, rock and roll themed.

But the next book is going to be called John Lennon's Mendips Mystery Guitar, and Mendips was the name of John's childhood home in Woolton, Liverpool.

And in 1996, were up in the loft, which a loft is different than an attic.

A loft just has narrow beams, and if you walk in between the beams, you fall through to the room below.

Yeah.

Uh, so Lewis Byrne, uh, grabbed himself, uh, a hat trick in, uh, in Flixton's, uh, latest game, a 4-nil win, um, at Woolton, um, in front of a, a turnout of 93, um, over at, uh...

Is it Jericho Lane that Woolton play at? I can't remember.

No, they don't, but they've got their own ground now.

Have they got their own ground now? Fantastic.

Good for them.

Uh, but yeah, Flixton, uh, now scoring a few more goals.

Uh, 4-nil win, uh, against Woolton puts them third, uh, in the division, and I think they are now unbeaten in their last, yeah, six games.

It's something like 200 million ... pound grain training ground.

It's gonna be world-ly, out by Woolton's in the airport, et cetera.

And the plans and, and everything look sensational.

And again, it's, it's one of those things where you go, "I'm sure a training ground makes you, the players happier." A bit like if I go to a nicer office than a crappier office.

Yeah, yeah, yeah

... and then there's one in town on Parry Street, uh, then there's one in Woolton.

I believe there's one in Woolton.

Oh, isn't it one on Rose Lane? Am I thinking of the wrong one?

That's Rose Lane.

stage directions read by mitch the scenes of the play Act 1.

Algernon Moncrief's Flat, in Half Moon Street, Woolton.

Act 2.

The Garden at the Manor House, Woolton.

Act 3.

The Drawing Room at the Manor House, Woolton.

Time, the present.

First Act.