Wog

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[upbeat music] Our next guest has been making Australians laugh since Wog's Out of Work and Acropolis Now.

I'm a belly dancer.

What do you reckon?

That's why that's got that sort of like florid.

accent.

Yeah,

Like if you, on my dad's side of the family, the Maltese side, My dad's the youngest of 15 kids.

I don't know if you guys know that, but we're a big, big, big WOG family.

Every single one of them is, all my uncles and aunties, tattered up sleeves.

My nun, he was a sailor, so he had tattoos everywhere.

Yeah, you just point at me when you want me to say it.

Wogs? Women.

Oh.

Wog women.

What were the first? The specific one

was National Bloody Wog Day.

Yeah.

It was one that came up.

Except if you're in Sydney, because I have the feeling that those phrases are still used quite often.

I mean, the...

The origin of Wog is quite interesting in and of itself.

It stood for Wily Oriental Gentleman, so it was already...

It was, like, quite...

Especially, like, like, WOGs weren't rocking that.

No. WOGs were, were...

I don't know what.

Are WOGs even- What, what WOGs were rocking in the '90s? No sunnies.

No sunnies? No.

Just- Trackies ... trackies Yeah.

[laughs] Yeah.

So I started saying to Scott, oh, a couple of my friends from South Asia, they're Indians, I was at school with Bob and Derek.

And he said, no, no, no. Wog means non-Scientologist.

And that should have been a moment of revelation.

It was a moment of perplexity.

All right.

And going through this situation, me personally now seeing my baby brother is doing the big WOG wedding and he's going to love it and he's going to have the 300 people.

And I didn't do that.

I had 22 people at my wedding and I loved it.

as competent.

Wog pirates, fucking for One Nation.

Wog pirates, did you say? Yeah, like fucking brigands, like just absolute fucking, like,

you know.

One Nation is, we've said it a million times, it's the guy with the hard drive that, He needs to, like, dip in acid before he starts running for politics.