Wings Hauser

He was in so many movies.

And then Wings Hauser, he played, he played one of the dirty cops that killed that, uh, that community leader that was going after all the dirty cops.

So and then Wings Hauser, he, dude, he was in, uh, Vice Squad also.

He, and then Michael Massey was one of the other cops.

Michael Massey was the guy who shot Brandon Lee in The Crow, who shot him accidentally, you know? But man, it is, like, all these actors have a story, man.

I know this because Hider in the House was filmed, like, three months before the accident.

There's a, there's a, there's a, like, a low-rent version of that with, uh, Wings Hauser called The-

Oh, really?

...

Oh, yeah.

The Carpenter Rolls.

Rolls.You're a Wings Hauser guy.

The, one of the movies that we watched without you-

I...

This, again, just like we were talking about Wings Hauser just getting to do whatever the fuck he wants.

Steve is more and more getting to do whatever the fuck he wants.

Except somehow Wings Hauser's bits somehow make more sense than Steve's.

Yes.

Steve's a weird ad-libber.

[laughs] It is called Pale Blood, so go suck on that.

Ooh, and Pale Blood is starring Wings Hauser, who was in two other movies in 1990 with Arnold Vosloo, who was in Buried Alive.

The connections, yes.

It's almost like people had friends and were networking around this time.

One was called Reason to Die, and another, another was called Living to Die.

They're not related as far as I know, but they are both starring Wings Hauser, who will be in a movie in our October ... month of spooky frights called Pale Blood.

That one is actually, we're watching it on October 7th.

Oh.

Come on, man.

When your dad is Wings Hauser...

I can almost never remember his name, though.

And honestly, when

Yeah.

Wings Hauser's in heaven, guys, so.

Pure carnal licky sucky heaven.

Ooh.

Is this known as a good movie or is it one of those it's so bad it's fun to watch movies? One of those.

Well, Wings Hauser is the star, so you know it's good.

What was that sexy movie with Al Pacino?

It was Cruisin'.

I was just in the mood for some Wings.

Wings Hauser, of course.

And I threw it on.

It's a Worth Keeter jam.

Yeah.

I felt like, look, I needed something that was going to scratch the itch.

And Wings Hauser with the most epic ear cuff ever.

rat tail combination in the history of cinema

Yeah.

And The Wild Pair, let me tell you, I had no idea this would be the thing I needed coming out of my, like, week of travel, right? I had no idea, but when you hear about Christopher Reeve as a pedophile in a movie that also has Wings Hauser as the kinda good guy.

That's right, yeah.

We were f- looking at Wings movies.