Windscreen wiper

What?

If I buy new windshield wipers, I ask them to put them on for me.

[laughs]

Oh, dear God.

You made a 21-year-old girl-

I felt s- so bad

... you made a 21-year-old girl fucking put on windshield wipers for you?

There was no...

But yeah, he just did, you know, he's driving along, lights went off.

It was nighttime, lights went off, right? Wipers come on.

Like he was controlling all the bits and pieces of, which he didn't obviously, but he could have controlled the brakes or the accelerator or the steering or that's why I've said it five times on this show.

We need an analog car, Patrick.

Now rain.

Wipers wave like a tired pair of arms.

A car makes an emergency stop.

A homeless man moves like a saw into traffic.

But friends, I was in Philadelphia, and I had to take this test, and I got in the car, and the guy who was gonna give me my approval to get my license sat in the, uh, passenger seat.

And he said, "Wipers, please." And I turn on the headlights.

[laughing]

He said, "Indicator." I turned on the wipers.

work was the fuel gauge.

Wipers worked, everything worked.

Wow.

Yeah.

Fluids.

Wipers, washers, headlights, and taillights.

Make sure everything is top drawer in those categories.

Everything.