William Hanson

Oh, it's all happening.

We ready, guys? [upbeat music] Hello, and welcome to Help I Sexted My Boss, the podcast where we help you navigate the challenges of modern life, answering your 21st-century questions and finding solutions to those everyday dilemmas like, what should you do when the verger at your school has made a career out of pulling his bell? Or how do you explain a suspicious white stain on your school trousers? And of course, what should you do if you've accidentally sexted your boss? But we're not your usual agony aunts, are we, William Hanson, the UK's leading etiquette expert?

No, we're not, Jordan North, Capital Radio show host.

I'm more Mary Poppins, you're more Pub Lock-Ins.

Julie received the honor for services to children's education and the performing arts after many years of helping young people build confidence, develop their talents, and access opportunities they might otherwise never have had.

To say we're proud would be a spectacular understatement.

This month we're off to Windsor Castle for the investiture, which still feels slightly surreal given William's standing in society.

I felt this was exactly the sort of life update that deserved to cross your desk."

Oh, okay.

It says, "Certificate of, certificate of achievement," w- leave my mascot, "William Hanson for coming first during the Help! I Sectio- I'm Boss year six exam held on September the 8th." You've done the American format.

That's interesting.

"2026.

[laughs] Uh, Pete said that a girl put peanut butter on her vag and got her dog to clean it up.

See, at mine, it was a, a guy put it on his willy.

Uh, Mark said that William Hanson used to toss off the rugby team in the changing rooms.

Honestly.

No, it's my brother.

Hello, William.

James, William's brother here.

Dressed in my school uniform, leaving the house to date with my parents in the house was weird.

It was a bit of a brain thing for them.

[upbeat music]

Hello, and welcome to The Luxury Podcast.

My name's Jonathan Vernon-Smith, and with me is William Hanson.

[upbeat music] Hello, and welcome to the Luxury Podcast.

My name's Jonathan Vernon-Smith, and with me is William Hanson.

This is the podcast that helps you live more luxury life.

Hello.

Jonathan and I are here to help you create the everyday moments of luxury that make life worth living, whatever your budget.

In each episode of the Luxury Podcast, William and I tackle an area of life that we think you should upgrade, sorting the Ons lows from the Hyacinths, advising the nation in gracious living.

So William, what are we going to talk about today?

We are going to be talking about uniforms.

Hello, and welcome to Help! I Sexted My Boss, the podcast where we help you navigate the challenges of modern-day life, answering your 21st century questions and finding solutions to everyday dilemmas.

Like, can you tell a posh bloke off for filming themselves in a restaurant? Or what should you do if what you thought was a shot was actually man porridge? And of course, what should you do if you've accidentally sexted your boss? But we're not your usual agony aunts, are we? William Hanson, the UK's leading etiquette expert.

No, we're not, Jordan North, Capital Radio presenter.

I'm more A star pupil, you're more five-star criminal.

Mm

...

but tell me about William Hanson at school.

Did you have a nickname? What was your nickname?

Hello and welcome to the Luxury Podcast.

My name's Jonathan Vernon-Smith and with me is William Hanson.

This is the podcast that helps you live a more

luxury life.

Hello, Jonathan and I are here to help you create the everyday moments of luxury that make life worth living, whatever your budget.

So welcome

to another bonus episode of the Luxury Podcast where William and I will trade tips and stories from our own luxury lifestyles as well as delving into our lovely great big mail sacks.

Yes.

Hello and welcome to the Luxury Podcast.

My name's Jonathan Vernon-Smith and with me is William Hanson.

This is the podcast that helps you live a more luxury

life.

[upbeat music] Hello, and welcome to Help I Sexted My Boss, the podcast where we help you navigate the challenges of modern life, answering your 21st century questions and finding solutions to those everyday dilemmas, like what should you do when you meet someone with a limp handshake, or how do you tell the tradie that the tea you've offered isn't an invitation for a quickie.

And of course, what should you do if you accidentally sexted your boss? But we're not usually ...? Are we, William Hanson?

No, we're not, Jordan North.

I'm more royal elite.

Right.

All right.

Whilst William pours gin and Dubonnet-

Shall we just do a toast?