Wife-carrying

Now we're going to get into some crazy stuff now.

You ready for this? The annual Wife Carrying Championship, there's actually a sport, Wife Carrying Championship, is held every year in Finland.

And the winner of the annual wife-carrying championship gets the weight of their wife in beer.

So say your wife weighs 110 pounds and you win the wife-carrying championship, they will give you 110 pounds of beer.

The correct answer is your wife.

Every year in Maine, couples compete in the National Wife-Carrying Championship, a 278-yard race over mud pits, hurdles, and water traps.

The prize? The wife's weight in beer.

Truly.

And I also hold the record for carrying two wives at the same time, one on each shoulder, which has never been done.

So that's kind of the flavor of wife carrying.

Yeah.

You're a five-time Birdman champion.

All right, we'll put the Antichrist Shoes.

Question number nine: At Finland's Wife Carrying World Championships-

Sorry, what?

At Finland's Wife Carrying World Championships-

Lovely

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