Widow spiders

Oh, man.

Did you get rid of the black widow spiders or did you just adopt them as pets?

Well, you know, I was thinking about that at first.

We were starting a little farm, making a profit.

No, but that

wasn't the scariest part was the Black Widows and the Scorpions.

Well, I was going to

say, even if you got past like going to the bathroom in a black toilet, there were Black Widows.

I don't think we ever went into that bathroom and there wasn't a Black Widow in it.

and

Them's black.

Did you know that more people die from black widows and rattlers every

year? Is that right? Yeah, that's right.

Well, listen, I sure do appreciate knowing that, because most of the people I know just step on them and squish them.

And as usual, Philo takes care of business and makes off with one of the Black Widow motorcycles.

This is the same gang that escaped on the train earlier that day.

The leader of the Black Widows is named Chawla, played by John Quaid.

So Philo decides to sell off the bikes from the idiots that are in the Black Widows.

Okay.

Black Widows, the females, do kill.

I listened to a podcast about spiders having sex recently.

Don't ask.

They all kill each other after they mate.

But is it always the female that kills the male? It's always the females doing the killing.

So Black Widows kill after they mate.

And then there was like another spider from, I don't know if it was South America or something or Australia.

because you got to like a thing with spiders right i don't know you used to have dreams with spiders and shit like that and your work seems very like your tags yeah like your tag styles like

Yeah, I like Black Widows.

I just have a little weird thing for Black Widows.

Yeah.

Especially because it's like Southern California.

We called the exterminator.

We had him check for raccoons rats mice no evidence of anything but he did tell us there was the worst infestation of Black Widows he'd ever seen- Ooh ...

in our cellar which is where those guys warned us.

Nice.

Okay.

What does the distinctive marking on a black widow spider's abdomen look like?

A red hourglass.

What eye color is the most common worldwide?

Then Dave got Kodak.

Neither of you got the three for Norway, Sweden, and Denmark.

Hourglass for the Black Widow Spider.

Very good.