What Happens in Vegas

Bad Teacher stars Cameron Diaz, Justin Timberlake, and Jason Segel.

Cameron Diaz is a repeat offender for What Happens in Vegas and The Sweetest Thing.

I wish I knew how to quit you.

She had Shrek Forever After and Night and Day in 2010, The Green Hornet, in which she played Lenore Case, and this movie in 2011, and What to Expect When You're Expecting in 2012.

Jay, he'll just hang up.

Who says we won't? What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

They did warn me.

It's so funny because I haven't been out to Vegas, and it's been over 10 years, and obviously things have changed.

The Sweetest Thing stars Cameron Diaz, Christina Applegate, and Selma Blair.

Cameron is a repeat offender for What Happens in Vegas.

I wish I knew how to quit you.

She had Shrek and Vanilla Sky in 2001, this movie, Gangs in New York, and Slackers in 2002, and Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle in 2003.

Or you're out somewhere at a store where there's a lot of people.

Or you're at a movie or some sort of concert.

Or on an airplane.

And that's when... you have the uncontrollable tickle cough.

And all of a sudden, you let somebody in, and they end up being the millionth customer.

Wait,

didn't this happen in the movie What Happens in Vegas? It did.

Cameron Diaz, she put her quarter in, and then whatever, that guy walked away.

Trap.

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, except

for me.

That shit comes

never, what?

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

Absolutely not.

No, but no matter what, how clean your underwear is, as soon as you die, you shit anyway.