Wetherspoons

and tourists and spare cold people's eyebrows you know, just sort of floating around.

And I was going to say, they were talking a lot in the comedy course about the walk from the bar to the toilets in a Wetherspoons and about how it's really long and like endless.

That was how it

felt.

He's obviously been out drinking, this guy.

Is that man a Wetherspoons early drinker? A colleague of mine.

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I actually do not know what the problem is with somebody saying, meet here, do a march down.

Because by the way, that is precisely what we do from that Wetherspoons down to Cambridge's ground as away fans.

It is literally just a march down from the pub, escorted by the police.

all above board, not about causing problems or vandalism, hooliganism or anything like that.

Came back, came back very drunk last year and put the back door key into the front door key and snapped it.

oh no some lad spent all night didn't remember we were in that Wetherspoons place and this lad came over and goes oh check out me turkey teeth and he spent the whole night showing Barra his turkey teeth and telling him all about the process of getting turkey and he kept

kept fucking biting down I was like would you stop doing that

like he'd clack them together

You might see some away fans arriving off the train.

And if it's a bigger match, they're probably getting marched to like the first Wetherspoons or something or onto a coach.

But other than that... you could be in that city center and you'll see lots and lots of tourists you'll see some yellow shirts dotted around but for all you know auction are away or they're playing on the sunday not the saturday it's it hasn't got there are there a good good few there's a good few of us who do go in town and we all meet up in again there's quite a few pubs so we're all quite spread out some of the guys i meet up with there's a few different groups and they'll be spreading different pubs because others got different this everyone's got like a different favorite

and when you get nearer

Uh, nobody had actually contacted them.

So I actually, all of a sudden it, it got a little bit crazy and, And Malaga had actually even put out that this is where people are going to meet.

So I phoned the Wetherspoons up and I said, oh, just to let you know, you've got a load of Malaga fans coming here.

It's like, I'm talking about a good couple of hundred are probably going to turn up in the pub.

Felt fucking terrible.

So Wetherspoons, and it was full of football fans, so I couldn't go for a shit or anything.

And the missus was like, where is everyone? I said, right, I'll come back and sort you.

We'll go to the pub.

My sort of late teenage years, Murphy's was always a classic.

That's now popping up across Wetherspoons.

There's also all sorts of new additions coming to market.

You've got to bear in mind, Nick, a pint of Guinness in London these days will set you back between seven or eight quid.

So the first thing I would do, Ed, is only exclusively eat when you go to McDonald's on the Sabre menu.

So whenever you're eating in any of these restaurants, you know, if you're going to Wetherspoons, they've always going to have a cheaper option.

If you're going to McDonald's, always use the savour menu.

My second thing is, if you become a drag queen, just wear the same wig for 10 years.