wedding planner

I know, I think I'm having, I think I'm having issues with that.

I think that's my problem with bride- with wedding planning.

Yeah, like, everyone's excited for you, everyone loves you, everyone, like, wants to be there for you.

And, like-

And by the way, ripe stars, please correct me if I'm wrong, but I think MOH is the abbreviation for mate of honor.

Anyway, she kept trying to insert herself as the wedding planner.

Nice of her to offer.

But she wanted to arrange our wedding the way she wanted it.

I think us being away for that, then even on the off time, like, even the times where we were just sat down having coffee or dinner or lying on the beach, like, everything was very centered around that, and we were really able to just, like, chat about everything.

Whereas there's times, you know, I'll sit down at 9:00 having just finished a big batch of editing, and he starts trying to talk to me, and I'm like, "We're not talking wedding shit right now." [laughs] Whereas, like, we were away to do wedding planning, to suss things out.

And so, like, any times where we weren't actively, say, trying to suss out music or, like, visiting different florists, visiting supermarkets to get prices on things.

Even times where we weren't doing that and we were just sat chilling, we were still able to dedicate that time to speaking about it.

And then, like, greeting of the musicians, making sure, like, speakers and mics are sorted, all that kinda shit.

So it's literally just, like, a day coordinator that I need, but no one seems to offer it from what I've asked.

It's all, like, planners that only offer full service of wedding planning, and I inquired about how much that would be, and guys, guess how much it is.

Over four grand for every single one of them.

I know.

Which is good, you don't have to go, like, immediately into wedding planning craziness.

Some people-

Yeah

Werewolves, who made not by marrying, but by a bond, an actual force, that the ceremony was designed to lock between Cal and Odette to unite two pack lines – a bond that is supposed to be infallible, instant, permanent, the universe pointing at two people and saying that one, those two, forever.

It had pointed at the wedding planner.

That's not possible, Lenora said, which I found rich coming from a woman who had just confirmed she turns into a wolf.

The bond does not misfire.

Starting tonight.

So that is the story of how I, a woman who does not believe in fate, who stages other people's forever for a living, and goes home alone to a very organized apartment, They ended up dragging a wheeled suitcase up the steps of a werewolf manor at midnight, 28 days on the clock, to spend a month living with the man the universe supposedly picked for me, so that I could help plan the ceremony that would unpick him.

The wedding planner, planning her own unwedding.

The universe, it turns out, has a sense of humour.