Wayne Szalinski

It's crazy.

Wayne Szalinski built that in his laboratory.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

This is very much like, um, the, the gun that killed the Japanese prime minister.

Okay.

Okay? "Baird's role primarily involved stepping in for Moranis, who played the lead character, eccentric inventor Wayne Szalinski, to..." This is the good part, "...

to execute physical comedy, specialized positioning, and safety regulated action sequence required during the movie's chaotic special effects filming." That's accurate, right? That w- I, just nailed it.

Yeah, I mean, from every- I mean- ... story you've told ...

So anyway, they go into the woods to go camping in, in, in, uh, to honor their parents and, and 'cause it was a family thing to do way back when.

Mm-hmm.

And, uh, uh, the, the Randy Couture character starts chasing them around the woods and-

Yep

Yeah.

Wayne Szalinski, of course.

Mm-hmm.

Yes.

So, uh, a- and we get a really good taste of what this neighborhood is like and how close these houses are.

And, you know, Wayne Szalinski's mailbox is all, like, beaten up and, and every- like, the whole house seems like maybe we need to call Child Services, honestly.

Like-

Yeah

Yep.

Um, all right.

So basic gist of the movie is that Wayne Szalinski is a scientist.

He's having some problems because he's focused on this invention he's trying to make.