Washing machine

It was quite complicated, that.

And then they've also commented on the washing machine tune, but that was a while ago.

So do we want to bring that back up?

I love the fact that you're a bit out of touch there.

Granted, that person was referring to something that happened three weeks ago and we couldn't remember what they were talking about.

But still.

Who's Buff Wally? About the Washing Machine tune, I first went for Cantique de Jean Racine by Gabriel Fauré.

Fauré?

But I could hear this like

ding, ding, ding, ding going around in the washing machine.

And I thought, no, no, no. I've done it.

Oh, please tell me.

I've done it before.

Now, just quickly, if you're loading the washing machine...

Is it that person's job to check the pockets? Absolutely not.

It

Okay, but I have a hotly debated question for you.

If I'm just exhausted, can I just throw neoprene in a washing machine?

Ah, so this is where things get complicated.

That is genuinely disputed.

I don't know what that is.

Anyway, yeah, today's theme, though, is the top five things, Monkey, this is quite interesting, that you don't want to go into your washing machine.

Yeah, well, because yesterday I was pulling some washing out and bloody hell, I left the doggy poo bags in there again.

I rolled a little green roll of them and they've strewn out right throughout the washing.

No big deal, but just annoying.

And I'm thinking, jeez, you know, it can catch a lot, the old washing machine.

Check your

pockets.

How are you doing today? It's so good to hear from you.

Hey, have you ever helped your parents put clothes in the washing machine? You dump a bunch of dirty clothes into this big box, pour in some detergent, push a few buttons and...

Somehow when you take the clothes back out, they're clean! What is it about that big box that actually gets those clothes clean? Have you ever wondered about that? There's actually a lot happening inside that machine while you're off doing something else.

Want to know how it all works today? Okay, so when you put dirty clothes into a washing machine, what do you think actually gets them clean? Is it the water? Well, water is definitely part of the equation, but think about something greasy, like a little spot of peanut butter on your shirt.

If you just poured some water over it, the water isn't gonna carry all of the peanut butteriness away.

That's where laundry detergent comes in.

Surfactants gather around that dirt, help pull it away from the fabric, and keep it mixed into the wash water so it can be carried away later.

Pretty clever.

I didn't even think of it until now, all the different references they're making to all these other Halloween films.

This is Halloween 5, I think, The Washing Machine in the Basement.

Okay.

Oh, all right, all right.

We just said W and I've already forgot.

Washer.

Washer, of course.

And Xmas presents.

The yellow bird sauce.

Komm mit mir ins Büro.

Fährt der Bürger in die Waschmaschine? Lo, da liegt so ein Messie.

Anatol.

Oh, Anatol.

A dishwasher cleans dishes automatically after use.

Dishwasher, Waschmaschine.

A window lets light and air into a room and can be opened to let in fresh air.

Window, Fenster.