Wario

But I do think those games have got ever so slightly worse each time.

WarioWare Get It Together.

Good.

All the WarioWare games are good.

And Tales of Arise, which that's the last mainline Tales, right? I like that a lot.

It's got to be about you.

And it has been a really long time since Mario Odyssey, and it's pretty long even into the Switch 2's not that old life cycle to not get a 3D Mario game or even a hint of one.

And so because there were rumors flying from some, quote-unquote, "reputable leakers" that there's a new Smash in development, that there's a new Star Fox Adventures, a new 3D Wario and Mario, and producer Devin I know is devastated that we did not get the Nintendogs sequel reveal, which was rumored as well [laughs].

All these things may stay, still very well be in development.

Some of the leaks were, "Hey, Nintendo's working on this," not, "Nintendo's going to unveil this this week." Which, in a way, I mean, I could be a Nintendo leaker or pretend to be one, right? You heard it here, Ben Lindberg of Button Mash says Nintendo is working on a 3D Mario.

That was on the list that I had for potential announcements as well.

The last thing, which I think would be pretty cool and interesting, Wario Land and Super Metroid getting pixel art remakes.

Interesting.

Wario Land in particular is an odd choice there.

Not in terms of like, like Wario Land is a good game, like don't get me wrong.

Uh, but more in just the sense that like, you know, Nintendo, I feel like they're just now starting to do remakes like more as a thing.

Like, I feel like they've done ports for a long time.

Ports of absolutely like ports for days from Nintendo, but like remakes, like major visual overhauls, uh, feel like a, a somewhat newish thing for them still.

a WarioLand.

A Wario something.

Dude, let the man go.

Wario dating

sim.

Get him out there.

dude i i i went like i was like get wario in like a paper mario situation where like it's it's expedition 33 type combat like wario and fucking call of duty dude you got nikki minaj we can make this work the art style looks like trash but we can work i'm

pretty sure these are like the think tanks they have it at nintendo headquarters in kyoto this is this is what people are talking about for sure

like he needs a new up b he's still doing the coins from like oh And

he feels like, I don't like playing Wario and Smash.

I know a lot of people do, but he feels really lethargic sometimes.

He's old.

10-3 in the next 10 years because the Switch 2 hasn't sold them enough for it to

hit 3 yet.

There's like a 3D Wario Land game that's getting thrown around because I think a person in the comments section got a bunch of stuff right, and they mentioned that.

So a Wario game would be pretty funny, I will say.

Another rumor that's been circulating and this is part of this rumor that got like a lot of things right early in the year.

Apparently a new Wario Land is heavy in the works.

That would be cool.

I think, you know, I don't know if you're familiar with Taco, who's like a content creator, does stuff on Twitter and on Twitch.

He's the Pokemon X and Y guy that every Mega Evolution is X and Y.

He did a video that I totally agreed with, which like laid out essentially all of the big five of Nintendo, right? When you look at all their marketing, everything they're trying to push, the big franchises that are always prevalent in all of their marketing.

And one of the things that's very weird is if you look on the Nintendo Today app, if you look on the website, Wario always has a really big presence.

And I don't think WarioWare really is coming out anytime soon because they just dropped that stupid PictoNiko mobile land.

And I love that Nintendo series game not actually developed by Nintendo.

It is Wario World developed by Treasure.

I love Wario World so fucking much.

Putting...

Putting Wario in a 3D platformer, but also making it, like, a beat-em-up is, like, such a great idea.

Just being Wario and beating the shit out of all these, like, monster enemies is...

Man, that's such good game design.

I want to play it.