Warcraft

[laughs] Just do, just do it.

Like, why doesn't, why doesn't Blizzard just make a Warcraft movie that is literally just the plot of Warcraft 3? They could probably do a trilogy.

Yeah.

Just give us the thing we already actually loved and already want.

Like, you obviously couldn't just-

I-

... take all the cut scenes from Warcraft III and make them a movie.

It wouldn't...

So let's just jump right into the ladies.

Starting off, we have Amy, played by Paula Patton, American actress and producer known for films Hitch, Precious, Déjà Vu, and Warcraft, as well as the TV series Somewhere Between, Sacrifice, and Lanterns.

We have Angie, who is played by Amy Smart, American actress and model known for films The Butterfly Effect, Just Friends, and Strangeland, as well as TV series Varsity Blues, Felicity, Stargirl, Justified, and Shameless.

Fun fact about me, Just Friends is one of my all-time favorite movies.

Toby Kebbell is one of those actors who, because he played a mo-cap version of one of the apes in Planet of the Apes, and I've seen B-roll of him with the little tennis balls on him doing the motions or whatever, I can't get that vision out of my head of him pretending to walk around like an ape.

Wasn't he also in Warcraft? Yeah.

Am I crazy? Was he in Warcraft?

I didn't see.

Was Warcraft the one with The Rock?

No.

And the animals? I never saw Warcraft either, but I think he might be...

I'm gonna pull this up.

It is not on purpose.

Going over some of the recent, their takes on some of the recent video movies that they've seen that are based on video game franchises, specifically Warcraft, Borderlands, wow.

And the Dungeons and Dragons, their taglines, Borderlands, barely an adaptation.

Yeah.

Warcraft, it's okay.

Dungeons & Dragons, Honor Among Thieves, the one people like.

I mean, that is a really good movie, all things considered.

If

only that guy did a better job of directing Warcraft.

Yeah.

That was

what's worse? No, no, no.

Hold on.

Warcraft in the name of the king.

remember

I enjoyed it.

And then that same year in 2016, she has an uncredited appearance in the movie Warcraft, of all things, as the character of Aladie, And listen, you all know by now that this is not my kind of movie.

I did not watch this.

This is an adaptation of the video game series Warcraft, which I've been led to believe was popular and perhaps still is popular.

There's magic, there are orcs, there's war, there's craft.

And yeah, Glenn ultimately has like a one minute scene in the middle of all this as an ancient guardian.

So then I became sick and I sat on the sofa and I watched many, many films.

So I watched from 2016 the movie Warcraft based on the video game directed by Duncan Jones, Mike.

Really? Yeah, blew my mind.

I did not know that was his.

It's not great, but not terrible.

Warcraft was

good.

Yeah, it wasn't bad.

Duncan Jones is?

I just know he directed Warcraft.

He's David Bowie's son.

Really? Shut up.

I had no idea.

And he directed the Warcraft movie? Yeah.

Yeah.

Man, that makes that movie even cooler.