War of the Worlds

The

director of War of the Worlds 2025.

Which is funny because people are like, they should have got this guy to make the new Resident Evil.

No! That was a really good short film.

I'll watch his other stuff.

I think War of the Worlds 2025 might have just been a weird...

I don't think anyone could have made that movie work, to be honest.

But yeah, so people saw that.

Yeah, exactly.

Like war of the worlds.

Yeah.

Um, that one did not work on me, of course.

Same vibe where everything's on the computer screen, webcams and stuff.

Um,

War of the Worlds, is that that clip that went around with Ice Cube where he's like Amazon priming something? Yes.

It's an Amazon original that is like just straight up, I'm going to prime you this.

What'd you get?

War of the Worlds 2025.

Joe.

Okay.

There's a musical adaptation.

Even, it's fantastic.

So War of the Worlds 2025 enters into this pantheon of great storytelling, this tradition.

And it brings something new to the table.

Let's...

There's, um, War of the Worlds with Ice Cube.

We called it War of the Worlds-

[laughs]

...

War of the Worlds Cube.

Like that one was so anti the actual source material because-

Mm

That is the aspect ratio they chose for this movie.

it's insane and the director says i did it because i want to immerse you in there's nothing immersive about that all i'm doing is looking at the boxes on either side the whole time and gal gadot running running running running running running insane lines it's definitely not her native language aesthetic choice to make it feel like you were in a tunnel it was a terrible choice just just terrible absolutely terrible choice i don't i mean she's not very good in it either the plot is worst uh Yeah, everything about that movie, it's War of the Worlds level bad.

That's what I'm saying.

If you remember last year's War of the Worlds.

Ice Cube War

of the Worlds

level bad.

Not Tom Cruise War of the Worlds.

Sure.

It's War of the Worlds.

Right.

At 1.7.

Is it tied with anything?

Nope.

It's .6 points lower because the next one's War of the Worlds at 2.5.

Wow.

You know what? Let's just do shit the old fashioned way because apparently you can hack anything.

And hacking stuff, that was a big thing in the War of the Worlds movie too.

Yeah.

Shit.

Congratulations, Amazon.

You topped yourself.

This is something that, listen, not the rest of the movie, I don't want to oversell it, but this twist they got, that's some War of the Worlds shit going on.

Ice Cube might've been in here, might as well have been in here describing

Which one?

Oh, The War of the Worlds with Ice Cube in it? It is worth a watch just for how fucking bad it is.

It is gloriously bad.

I'm sure.