Volvic

Do you know, I would hate to run a salt cave business because you have to keep everybody on side all the time.

If you have one disgruntled customer or worker, they could come in with a bottle of Volvic and your business is fucking gone in

seconds.

You should have gone next door as well.

No, no, no, listen to the news.

Are you Avion? Volvic? What water are you talking about? Oh, your water.

Your squirt water.

No, no, but that's what it means.

Oh, this is going to send us down a rabbit hole in a second.

Before we go down that rabbit hole, I'm having Volvic with a touch of strawberry, sugar-free, as I again embark on...

I've lost count, listener.

They're trying to be a healthy kick for Ian.

It laughs a while, then someone buys me Haribo, and we go from there.

So we're on the Volvic...

Sugar-free.

But you mentioned the tonic water there, Meg.

You're going to have

to get yourself a few of those one and a half litre Volvic bottles.

Yeah, so it's like a bombsite afterwards, like cleaning up.

Yeah, but it's nice to have something to focus on and feel like I was really doing something.

That is uplifted.

A litre of Volvic and...

After the fact.

Yeah, and you didn't even carry it in, would you like?