Volstagg

So we're seeing a pattern here.

Then we have Volstagg the Voluminous, who does not realize he...

Thinks very highly of himself when he is the exact opposite of everything he thinks.

He runs into three dashing young ladies in the middle of a lake on a rock.

They actually find out he's there, but he's turned into an eagle and is caught in some branches of the tree and can't get out.

Now all I'm thinking is if dude can transform, why don't he transform into something else and get the hell out of there? Apparently he cannot.

So the warriors three fight the snake and really it was Volstagg who saved the day.

He was higher up in the tree.

On

Volstagg on

mine.

Actually.

Well, anyway.

All right.

So he's clearly Volstagg's not going without a meal.

He'll be fine.

That Asgardian did something.

The disaster at Soldier Field is why the Initiative exists, because this is what happens when unlicensed, untrained beings with that kind of power live among us." But what really happened is the U-Foes attacked Vol- like, Volstagg at Soldier Field, and they killed a whole bunch of people and then blamed it on him.

Like, that's basically [laughs] the most evil thing we've seen her do.

Yeah.

Wee.

Volstagg, that's his name.

[door opening and closing] [explosion]

Odin Hall again.

... because I miss it so.

Because it meant more Volstagg.

But instead we get a Volstagg-less issue here.

The Mighty Thor number 163, Where Dwell The Demons.

They're giving away a lot on the cover here.

We hope you're enjoying those.

Also in the chat is Volstagg.

He's gone in for a super chat.

Chin, chin, gents, let's hope both teams give their best and make the final that we can talk about for years up the wire.