Vampeta

Actually, I'll tell you something that'll actually, uh, melt your brain if no one's ever heard this story.

It's even madder, 'cause Richard Lewis is the sort of nutter that actually knows these things, right? Vampeta is, like, a football player or something from Brazil way back in the day, and this is mental because the actual image of him, like, it was...

It's from, like, a gay porn mag, right? But this is where it goes to a level...

I, uh, by the way, I've never verified this because almost like some, like, bullshit campfire story, I don't want to find out any of it's wrong.